Let's spread some musical misinformation

[NZBassman]

If you listen to the Maria Carey Christmas CD - your membership to Talk Bass will instantly be revoked, and you'll be given the phone number for the nearest psychiatrist

 

[ryan pate]

This bass used to belong to Luke Skywalker.

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[mrjim123]

This bass was once owned by Luke Skywalker...

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You're gonna have to try harder if you wanna keep up.

 

[Jay2U]

...Is it true that Fenders early fretless basses had a tiny where’s waldo guy?

Those were custom shop versions, but only on request. Only 99 and a half were made. The latter being a short scale.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

What do you call a rack of handguns filled with different-sounding bullets?

A GLOCKenspiel

 

[ryan pate]

10q

You're gonna have to try harder if you wanna keep up.

i know,that one was lame...I pulled a brain muscle on the stupid picture.sorry

 

[PDW30]

If you listen to the Maria Carey Christmas CD - your membership to Talk Bass will instantly be revoked, and you'll be given the phone number for the nearest psychiatrist

What if I'm in a shop and it starts playing? Do I have to run out? If I'm half-way through trying on a pair of trousers ejection from TB might be the least of my problems.

 

[PillO]

The green ones have "Pea Bass" in the logo.
By the way, mine has a different logo...
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I had no idea that you are Rebel Wilson...

 

[PillO]

If you listen to the Maria Carey Christmas CD - your membership to Talk Bass will instantly be revoked, and you'll be given the phone number for the nearest psychiatrist

Only half right. I still have my membership here.

 

[PillO]

Those were custom shop versions, but only on request. Only 99 and a half were made. The latter being a short scale.

I have a lined fretless bass. Unfortunately, when playing, I couldn't see the lines, so I had the lines replaced with small raised pieces of metal so that I can feel where the notes are.

 

[PillO]

What if I'm in a shop and it starts playing? Do I have to run out? If I'm half-way through trying on a pair of trousers ejection from TB might be the least of my problems.

Why are you trying on pants at Anderton's?

 

[Jay2U]

I had no idea that you are Rebel Wilson...

Neither had I.

 

[Leigh Semmens]

Maybe we need an MC Anonymous group where we can all get together and admit to hearing that CD.....

 

[PillO]

The issue of lip-synching goes back further than Milli Vanilli and being caught by a skipping recording goes back earlier than Ashley Simpson. There are fossil records showing that even in pre-historic times lip-synching and recordings skipping were a thing.

 

[PillO]

And Simon Cowell did not invent the "boy band". Again, there are fossil records...

 

[PillO]

Maybe we need an MC Anonymous group where we can all get together and admit to hearing that CD.....

I have no need for a support group. I stopped listening to MC Hammer on my own decades ago.

 

[mrjim123]

MC Hammer and David Wrench are among those forming a band that will be called "Tools".

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Yeah, but boiling bass strings is only half the picture, the soup that they make is die for.....

That's why I always added vinegar. It adds a nice edge to the soup.

 

[Jay2U]

That's why I always added vinegar. It adds a nice edge to the soup.

That's the soup Geddy always consumed half an hour before a gig.

 

[NZBassman]

When Chuck Norris plays, he doesn’t follow a metronome.... the metronome follows him