Let's spread some musical misinformation

[PDW30]

That's in the expensive section of the supermarket, though. I like my drummers inorganic and cheap, and possibly full of hormones.

I once told a work colleague who was the son of a beef farmer that as far as I was concerned meat grows in plastic boxes. It got the desired result ...

 

[PillO]

That's in the expensive section of the supermarket, though. I like my drummers inorganic and cheap, and possibly full of hormones.

I would rather that they be pumped full of antibiotics...

 

[NZBassman]

When you get over 50 you need to eat more foods full of preservatives / hormones to help keep you alive

 

[PillO]

When you get over 50 you need to eat more foods full of preservatives / hormones to help keep you alive

Like most sane people, I have a "taxidermy" clause in my will. Upon death, I am to be stuffed in a sitting position and my heirs are to seat me on the couch and keep me free of dust and cobwebs. Of course, disposal of my body by any other means triggers the "burn it all" clause.

 

[PDW30]

When you get over 50 you need to eat more foods full of preservatives / hormones to help keep you alive

I dare you to say that in front of a meeting of NZ sheep farmers.

 

[PillO]

I dare you to say that in front of a meeting of NZ sheep farmers.

I know a joke about NZ sheep farmers. Unfortunately, telling the joke here would likely get me banned. Regardless, the punchline is:

What? No Kissing?

 

[Luftkopf]

I know a joke about NZ sheep farmers. Unfortunately, telling the joke here would likely get me banned. Regardless, the punchline is:

What? No Kissing?

As an Australian, I approve of the unstated joke.

 

[NZBassman]

I know a joke about NZ sheep farmers. Unfortunately, telling the joke here would likely get me banned. Regardless, the punchline is:

What? No Kissing?

Despite what many think, not every NZ’er owns a sheep.... and if you’ve heard 1 sheep joke you’ve heard them all!

 

[Jay2U]

Top notch New Zealand strings are made from sheep guts.

 

[GBassNorth]

Despite what many think, not every NZ’er owns a sheep....

True, but they all agree as far a basses are concerned, Fender is the GOAT.

 

[Luftkopf]

And despite all the ribbing from Australia about New Zealanders and their sheep, we actually have more sheep per capita than they do...

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Like most sane people, I have a "taxidermy" clause in my will. Upon death, I am to be stuffed in a sitting position and my heirs are to seat me on the couch and keep me free of dust and cobwebs. Of course, disposal of my body by any other means triggers the "burn it all" clause.

I am going to have my fellow bandmembers wheel me out for gigs. I will probably get paid as much. With advances in AI, I will probably play bass better if they put a chip in a convenient location for a USB port.

 

[PillO]

Despite what many think, not every NZ’er owns a sheep.... and if you’ve heard 1 sheep joke you’ve heard them all!

And that is why you only need the punchline!

 

[biguglyman]

I don't like sheep jokes. Most of them are really baa-aa-aa-aa-ad.

 

[Leigh Semmens]

And despite all the ribbing from Australia about New Zealanders and their sheep, we actually have more sheep per capita than they do...

Speak for yourself! I don't have any sheep...

 

[Luftkopf]

Speak for yourself! I don't have any sheep...

I boarded for a year at a friend's parents place. They had 4000 sheep. Enough for both of us!

 

[PillO]

I boarded for a year at a friend's parents place. They had 4000 sheep. Enough for both of us!

What exactly do you mean by "enough for the both of us"?

 

[Luftkopf]

What exactly do you mean by "enough for the both of us"?

Purely statistically! Not in a New Zealander sort of way!!!

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I boarded for a year at a friend's parents place. They had 4000 sheep. Enough for both of us!

Do the maths, and remember that around 10% of sheep aren't pretty.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

There once was a bassist from Nantucket
His bass was a broom and a bucket
The string he would pluck
It made a sound like a duck
If you don't like it he said ...you can suck it!

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