Let's spread some musical misinformation

[mikeoso]

No, that's birds.

Birds are NOT cheap.

 

[ryan pate]

Seals play bass.

 

[PillO]

Birds are NOT cheap.
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Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue...

 

[PillO]

Neil Young and Joni Mitchell plan on launching the "no Rogan" tour this summer. It is billed to be a festival of all the artists that used to be popular. They are working on advertising:
Aging Hippie 1 - You going to the only show that matters?
Aging Hippie 2 - Spot if I can...

 

[jeffbrown]

Neil Young and Joni Mitchell plan on launching the "no Rogan" tour this summer. It is billed to be a festival of all the artists that used to be popular. They are working on advertising:
Aging Hippie 1 - You going to the only show that matters?
Aging Hippie 2 - Spot if I can...

I well remember "back in the day" when many musicians made a lot of $$$ singing and playing anthems for *Freedom!*, protesting and putting down the establishment and The Man. Now they ARE (or want to be) The Man.

Sad.

 

[PillO]

I well remember "back in the day" when many musicians made a lot of $$$ singing and playing anthems for *Freedom!*, protesting and putting down the establishment and The Man. Now they ARE (or want to be) The Man.

Sad.

Please restate as misinformation.

 

[jeffbrown]

Please restate as misinformation.

Oh! Right. Uh, ah....

***THIS JUST IN*** Young, Collins, and Rogan are going on tour to push for more restrictions on pulling all information anyone doesn't like or have positive feels for from the interwebz.

Best I could do on short notice.

 

[PillO]

Oh! Right. Uh, ah....

***THIS JUST IN*** Young, Collins, and Rogan are going on tour to push for more restrictions on pulling all information anyone doesn't like or have positive feels for from the interwebz.

Best I could do on short notice.

That will do, although I was expecting something more like:
Back in the day, the hippies ran the music industry and had deep connections to the political establishment. However, as they have become the political establishment, they chose to flex their political might by censoring those that seek to become the establishment.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Black Metal musicians use white makeup in an attempt to stop people from confusing their music with the blues.

With the Blue Man Group being so successful, we can finally solve the mystery of whether blue men can sing the whites.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Birds are NOT cheap.
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I've definitely heard of birds going cheep.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Neil Young and Joni Mitchell plan on launching the "no Rogan" tour this summer. It is billed to be a festival of all the artists that used to be popular. They are working on advertising:
Aging Hippie 1 - You going to the only show that matters?
Aging Hippie 2 - Spot if I can...

They are Canadian and wrote sternly worded letters. They are still Canadian to the core. They will apologise at some point.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Oh! Right. Uh, ah....

***THIS JUST IN*** Young, Collins, and Rogan are going on tour to push for more restrictions on pulling all information anyone doesn't like or have positive feels for from the interwebz.

Best I could do on short notice.

Phil Collins has said that whatever new platform Young is on can only have Collins or Young. Young has now apologised. No one is quite sure what for, possibly for being Neil Young.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Young is now off Spotify, meaning his fan will have to find an alternative source of streaming, such as phoning Neil and asking him to play one of his CDs and put the phone near the speaker.

 

[PillO]

Young is now off Spotify, meaning his fan will have to find an alternative source of streaming, such as phoning Neil and asking him to play one of his CDs and put the phone near the speaker.

He has a 900 number that does this already. Instead of getting the charges added to your phone bill, the charges are deducted.

 

[Jay2U]

In the year 2025, upon reaching the age of 80, Neil Young wants his name to be changed to Neil Old.

 

[PillO]

In the year 2025, upon reaching the age of 80, Neil Young wants his name to be changed to Neil Old.

He still won't be on spotify and will have taken up a new hobby

 

[PillO]

Neil Young has a get rich quick scheme. He is now imploring people to quit their jobs. His plan is that if he can get other people to go broke, he will be once again be rich and influential.

 

[pklima]

Although he officially kept up an appearance of impartiality, Genghis Khan privately admitted that his favorite among all his many children was Chaka.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

In the year 2025, upon reaching the age of 80, Neil Young wants his name to be changed to Neil Old.

What will Gary Oldman do? (Legitimate for the thread as he can play bass - Sid Vicious taught him how from beyond the grave).

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Neil Young has a get rich quick scheme. He is now imploring people to quit their jobs. His plan is that if he can get other people to go broke, he will be once again be rich and influential.

In the kingdom of the blind, then one-eyed man is king. Or in Neil's case, in the kingdom of the mute, even Kermit is king. Although in this case we are talking money. Or train sets. I forget.