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The earth's magnetic field is having other effects. The drift of the magnetic pole over time causes an increasing weakness in tone of the D and G strings of many bass guitars - and it's getting worse. Experts suggest that this will finally result in the order of string gauges having to be reversed when stringing basses, with a 130 G string becoming standard.
In the Antarctic ice remains of 0.250 gauge G strings were found, dating back 250 million years. In that era the magnetic field was reversing, thus being at an all time low.
 
Whereas in the general population, left-handed individuals total only 15%, amoungst bass players, 85% are left handed. Manufacturers of basses often make only right handed models or do limited runs of left-handed basses and charge a premium as a means of discouraging the playing of bass. Bass players have adapted by using their dominant hand for fretting allowing the use of "right-handed" instruments as left-handed instruments.
 
That being a corruption of taffy whacking, the traditional Scottish passtime of rhythmically punching Welsh people.
The Twyffy Whyckyr being the pole that Welsh morris dancers use.

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Just like modern metal, there are many genres of metal morris dancers. Below are death morris dancers.

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It's one of those seemingly ancient traditions that is really new, only about 100 years. Every motor manufacturer had its own dance crew to 'big up' the brand. They often carried sticks as making 'a song and dance about' the new model (yes, it's where that phrase comes from) would get interrupted by crews from other manufacturers and fights, not unlike those seen in the documentary about TV news 'Anchor Man' would break out. In the end, the ones for Morris were just so much better that Rolls-Royce (who also worked at a car wash), Morgan, Austin, etc., gave up and the noun became generic. In the end Morris stopped the dancing about cars campaign and new material was required as dances about the new features of 1930s British cars, such as being able to start the engines more than one time in ten, lacked relevance. With the folk revival of the 1950s, that was plundered for new themes. The rest is, as they say, history. It's why morris dancers always turn up at folk festivals, having been intertwined in the 1950s and 60s.

There was an attempt to promote the Empire State building by the Morris team, but it was unsuccessful, hence the phrase for uselessness 'dancing about architecture'.
 
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It's one of those seemingly ancient traditions that is really new, only about 100 years. ... In the end Morris stopped the dancing about cars campaign and new material was required as dances about the new features of 1930s British cars, such as being able to start the engines more than one time in ten, lacked relevance.
They didn't entirely forget the tradition of difficulty in starting, as anyone who has owned a Triumph Spitfire will know.
 
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