Let's spread some musical misinformation

[-Asdfgh-]

How did he operate it without getting arrested? On second thoughts, don't tell me ...

These days it's done with an app on an iPhone. Be careful you don't bumdial things happening to Anderson's codpiece, though.

 

[PDW30]

These days it's done with an app on an iPhone. Be careful you don't bumdial things happening to Anderson's codpiece, though.

<squeak>Ouch, wrong number!

 

[Bass V]

and we believed it!

 

[PillO]

Tears for Fears ‘everybody wants to rule the world’ was actually written in 1938 by Adolf Hitler. Originally titled ‘I just want to rule the world’, Tears for Fears rewrote most of the lyrics and changed the title of the song

It sounds better in the original German. Like that red balloon song.

 

[PillO]

A free bass (not to be confused with "free base") is one with no strings attached.

Everyone on TB knows that when offered a free bass, the first question should always be "weight?"

 

[PillO]

In order to not get bored during of a SpaceX mission to Mars, Elon is developing a space bass.

Elon's will never be as good as any of Bootsy's Space Basses*

Bootsy proves that all sides of the argument are wrong. Tone is not in the fingers, the bass, the amp, the cab, or the pedals. Tone is in the hat.

*Not misinformation

 

[zontar]

Surf music sounds better played on light green or light blue guitars & basses--no matter what brand or model.

 

[Jay2U]

Death metal should be played on the blackest instruments available. Alternatively cover the instruments with a black cloth.

 

[PillO]

Death metal should be played on the blackest instruments available. Alternatively cover the instruments with a black cloth.

Black metal uses black instruments. Death metal uses dead instruments; specifically, guitarists and bassists never change strings.

 

[PillO]

Before waterslides were invented, Leo Fender marked his headstocks with a large black marker and a stencil like this

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Surf music sounds better played on light green or light blue guitars & basses--no matter what brand or model.

Not disinformation

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Before waterslides were invented, Leo Fender marked his headstocks with a large black marker and a stencil like this

Hence the Jackson Five song. It could easily have been F-E-N.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Elon's will never be as good as any of Bootsy's Space Basses*

Bootsy proves that all sides of the argument are wrong. Tone is not in the fingers, the bass, the amp, the cab, or the pedals. Tone is in the hat.

*Not misinformation

Bootsy was responsible for the great pickup shortage of 1998.

 

[Jay2U]

Sid Vicious had his bass refretted and restrung after each gig, as he thought the bass was to blame for the mediocre performance.

 

[PillO]

Bootsy was responsible for the great pickup shortage of 1998.

The shortage wasn't that great.

 

[PillO]

Sid Vicious had his bass refretted and restrung after each gig, as he thought the bass was to blame for the mediocre performance.

Sid proved that tone is in the guitar cord as his was never plugged in.

 

[Jay2U]

Sid proved that tone is in the guitar cord as his was never plugged in.

Tone indeed is in the cable, which totally is reflected in their price.

 

[bassdude51]

Flat wounds sound best tainted with chicken grease vs pork grease.

 

[Jay2U]

Flat wounds sound best tainted with chicken grease vs pork grease.

Provided they are as dead as the chicken.

 

[NZBassman]

Sid Vicious had his bass refretted and restrung after each gig, as he thought the bass was to blame for the mediocre performance.

and I always thought he blamed the drummer for his mediocre performance....