Let's spread some musical misinformation

[-Asdfgh-]

And sticky.

What's brown and sticky? A roast maple neck.

 

[MuseChaser]

If your band wants to play latin music, all you need is a cowbell. It's easy.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

If your band wants to play latin music, all you need is a cowbell. It's easy.

And don't forget to dress in togas.

 

[Jay2U]

If you want to impress the opposite sex, the surest way is to use really heavy strings on your bass and then make sure to mention the gauge of each one when complimented on your performance at the end of a gig.

Mentioning the extra long scale of the instrument also helps.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

If you want to impress the opposite sex, the surest way is to use really heavy strings on your bass and then make sure to mention the gauge of each one when complimented on your performance at the end of a gig.

For drummers, the best option is to claim to be the bassist. Since no one ever looks at either, a drummer can probably get away with it and it impresses more than being the drummer. This is how bass solos arose as a form of duel to prove who is really the bassist. Slap bass arose due to a drummer assuming you had to hit s bass to make sound during such a solo.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Sometimes you have to fire the drummer. This causes issues for drummers who are also band leaders.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Dressing in togas also works if you are in a strictly Pythagorean math rock band.

 

[Jay2U]

Sometimes you have to fire the drummer. This causes issues for drummers who are also band leaders.

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[pklima]

Dressing in togas also works if you are in a strictly Pythagorean math rock band.

..but obviously not for Lovecraftian black metal, which explicitly requires non-Euclidean geometries.

 

[edward bloom]

..but obviously not for Lovecraftian black metal, which explicitly requires non-Euclidean geometries.

my cousin crawford used to be in one of hose bands. he played a pretorious resonator.

 

[Bonecat]

Cthulhu Likes The Colour From Out Of Space

 

[PDW30]

If your band wants to play latin music, all you need is a cowbell. It's easy.

And you have to have completed all the exercises in Kennedy's primer.

 

[Jay2U]

In the southern hemisphere these headphones have to be worn the other way round.

 

[definenredefine]

In the southern hemisphere these headphones have to be worn the other way round.

Otherwise they fine you 900 dollarydoos.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

And you have to have completed all the exercises in Kennedy's primer.

Kennedy? That's an Irish name! Surely that's all jigs and reels along with the conjugations?

 

[NZBassman]

In the southern hemisphere these headphones have to be worn the other way round.

Nah - I just swap my ears around

 

[dougjwray]

Using a case or gig bag actually shortens the lifespan of a bass.

 

[dougjwray]

Before putting away your bass, be sure to turn the volume and tone knobs all the way down. This prevents the buildup of electricity in the output jack.

 

[dougjwray]

The dots on a bass fingerboard correspond to the black keys on a piano.

 

[NZBassman]

Before putting away your bass, be sure to turn the volume and tone knobs all the way down. This prevents the buildup of electricity in the output jack.

My ex was helping me pack down after a gig once.... and she moved the eq sliders on my amp head all the way down - she thought she was being helpful