Let's spread some musical misinformation

[zontar]

Metronomes are totally unnecessary.

Well mine doesn’t keep time properly

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Well mine doesn’t keep time properly

That's because you have a small box with a drummer that is an imp from the city. A metro gnome. He's just not a good drummer.

 

[zontar]

That's because you have a small box with a drummer that is an imp from the city. A metro gnome. He's just not a good drummer.

That’s it.

And you need to feed them often, because they slow down otherwise

 

[definenredefine]

That’s it.

And you need to feed them often, because they slow down otherwise

But you gotta avoid overfeeding as well, because they'll speed up.

It's a balance.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

But you gotta avoid overfeeding as well, because they'll speed up.

and never after midnight

 

[zontar]

But you gotta avoid overfeeding as well, because they'll speed up.

It's a balance.

Mine slow down more often

Oh wait…

 

[Jay2U]

Well mine doesn't keep time properly

That's because of relativity. Try moving slower.

 

[Jay2U]

I connected my drummer to a high voltage synchronizer. Works great!

 

[zontar]

The musicians that record TV and movie soundtracks get free cereal and cigarettes on sessions, but have to bring their own milk.

 

[fdeck]

Bassists shouldn't solo.

 

[Kubicki Fan]

If i buy expensive amps and expensive basses then i will sound good.

It worked well for me.

 

[OlyWhite]

Bassists shouldn't solo.

Bassists SHOULD solo!

 

[hondo4life]

The musicians that record TV and movie soundtracks get free cereal and cigarettes on sessions, but have to bring their own milk.

Oh yeah, I can’t have cigarettes without milk, so I always keep a gallon jug in my gig bag.

 

[Jay2U]

Italian strings are made from spaghetti.

 

[Jay2U]

Italian strings are made from spaghetti.

Their drumheads are made from cured pizza bottoms.

 

[Jay2U]

Their drumheads are made from cured pizza bottoms.

Their kazoo production, however, is beyond the possibilities of TB.

 

[PDW30]

The musicians that record TV and movie soundtracks get free cereal and cigarettes on sessions, but have to bring their own milk.

That used to be true, but now they get milk for their cereals. That's why there's less crackle in the sound on modern recordings than older ones.

 

[Jay2U]

Crackle and hum are typical for American studios, where proper grounding is still an issue.

 

[Drredplate]

Crackle and hum are typical for American studios, where proper grounding is still an issue.

This is normally cured by lifting the ground and reversing the polarity of the mains supply

 

[Jay2U]

Jaco once strung his bass with shoelaces. Nobody noticed, not even Jaco himself.