Here’s a wardrobe malfunction, well not a malfunction as much as it was a miscalculation!! We were scheduled to participate in battle of the bands at a local high school and I really wanted to make an impression to help us win it!
Let me start by saying back … way back (circa 1985) … parachute pants were popular and well I decided to buy myself a pair for the stage. At the time I played black & white Flying V bass as my main instrument. So I went to the local mall where I found a nice black & white mesh shirt with zippers that would have rivaled anything Michael Jackson was wearing at the time on his Thriller tour! Well it only seemed natural to pair that fine shirt up with a pair of white parachute pants.
So I get the high school, we get set up and sounded checked. I go back to change clothes, did I mention that my g/f at the time had bought me some nice white tiger undies that were skin tight. I put the whole outfit together and changed, right before things started. So I came out grabbed my instrument, walked out on stage for the first time wearing this get-up to start the show. Well, we start the first of 4 songs things go well with the first, 2nd song goes great, then between the 3rd & 4th song I decide to turn around for a quick drink of water. Immediately I hear sighs, gasps & a “holy sh*t” behind me, I think the sound guy said the “holy ….” What I failed to realize is that white parachute pants are very see thru in bright lights. When I turned around … those tiger print undies showed up bigger than day to the crowd behind me. Needles to say I finished the show facing the crowd & walked off sideways!
The drummer said “sorry dude I tried to warn you … been looking at you’re a*s all night.” Needless to say I finished the show facing the crowd & walked off stage sideways!
I quickly ditched the pants after the show! The part that sucks is that we didn’t win … but I did get a few phone numbers!!!!