Make a Craft Beer name.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Gazman, Sep 11, 2017.

  1. Take your grandfather's occupation and a fancy word you don't quite understand and hey presto...craft beer.

    For example:
    "Farmer's Pathos" possibly a wheat beer.
    "Mechanic's Hubris" sounds cheap and nasty.

    Your turn...
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  2. Stumbo

    Stumbo Guest

    Feb 11, 2008
    Policeman's Rumination

    Poncho Villa Raider Alcante
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  3. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Inactive

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    One grandfather...

    "Bum Petrichor"

    Other grandfather.....

    "Supplier Acrimony"
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  4. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    Liquid Bread
  5. viribus

    viribus Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 1, 2011
    Pacific Northwest
    I never actually learned to play very well

    Yet Another IPA
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  6. Gorn


    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    Merchant Marine Callipygian.
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  7. Gorn


    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    Handyman Saxicolous.
  8. ONYX


    Apr 14, 2000
    Bootleg Smugglers Syllepsis.
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  9. Tbone76


    Aug 24, 2013
    Tanner's Alchemy
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  10. Homeless light Cheap light beer
    Thick as a brick Nice dark brew
    or Old Black Water Nice dark brew
    Keep'em com'in light beer
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  11. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    Accidental Laxative
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  12. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Carpenters Paradox.

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  13. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    Ok ok I'll follow the rules .... but truth be told that last one was a real life experience with a friends home brew . . . it was decidedly NOT good.

    Electrical Bandersnatch
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  14. ZenG

    ZenG Guest

    Journeyman Sweatsock.
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  15. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown

    Feb 16, 2011
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  16. Skrogger's Grog ... or maybe Skrogger's Lager
  17. blue4


    Feb 3, 2013
    St. Louis area
    Overrated brewer
    Trucker's brew
    Hop farmer
  18. are these craft brew names or metal band names?
  19. Atshen


    Mar 13, 2003
    Grim Cold Québec
    Printer's Ragnarok
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  20. viper4000


    Aug 17, 2010
    Railroader's Onus
    Big Rig Sunrise
    Painter's Prima
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