but that's really getting on my nerves.![]()
Then my job is done here.
Oh and if you want to be a remarkable bassist, get a P bass!

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but that's really getting on my nerves.![]()

Ok (drill Sargent voice on)
YOU WANT MOTIVATION? GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT KEYBOARD YOU MAGGOT!!! PUT EM ON YOU BASS! DO IT NOWWWWWW MAGGOT! YOU WILL LEARN! I WILL TEACH YOU! I WILL MOLD YOU INTO A LEAN MEAN BASS PLAYIN MACHINE! YOU WILL WALK, TALK,EAT AND SEEP WITH THAT BASS! IF THAT BASS LEAVES YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE MITTS FOR 1 SECOND, I WILL PUT MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR BUT, YOU WILL BE COUGHING SHOE LEATHER!!!! NOW PLAY ME A CHROMATIC SCALE MAGGOT!!!
MOVE IT, MOVE IT MOOOOOOVE IT!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT MAGGOT? PICK UP THAT BASS BOY! PUT IT DOWN! PICK IT UP! PUT IT DOWN!! YOU EYE BALLING ME BOY? DROP AND GIVE ME A G MAJOR! G MINOR! NOW ADD A FLAT 5!!! I SAID FLAT 5! YOU MISERABLE MAGGOT! SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR EARS BOY? NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY FIVVVE!!!
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see, that was closer to a useful post. concrete things to work on. scales, arpeggios, etc.
arrogantly telling me that i don't understand the value of practice is just completely wrong. i've put in 15 hour days on the guitar, and i know what it's worth, but i've also had instruction and concrete goals on the guitar. i want to have something worth practicing, so i don't just spend all my time doing the same stupid things, limited by my own imagination.
see, that was closer to a useful post. concrete things to work on. scales, arpeggios, etc.
arrogantly telling me that i don't understand the value of practice is just completely wrong. i've put in 15 hour days on the guitar, and i know what it's worth, but i've also had instruction and concrete goals on the guitar. i want to have something worth practicing, so i don't just spend all my time doing the same stupid things, limited by my own imagination.
So I guess my post giving you concrete goals to work towards was worthless to you.
I repeat.
Can you sight-read a Bach cello suite?
Can you walk a bassline to Countdown?
Can you play a pop song after listening to it once?
Do you know the difference between (and can play) a cha-cha, son, mambo, merengue, and guaracha?
Can you play a three octave scale of every mode of the major, harmonic minor, and melodic minor scales(all 21 of them)?
So I guess my post giving you concrete goals to work towards was worthless to you.
I repeat.
Can you sight-read a Bach cello suite?
Can you walk a bassline to Countdown?
Can you play a pop song after listening to it once?
Do you know the difference between (and can play) a cha-cha, son, mambo, merengue, and guaracha?
Can you play a three octave scale of every mode of the major, harmonic minor, and melodic minor scales(all 21 of them)?
Sounds like you know the value of a good instructor, then. If I were you, and wanted to waste the least possible time in developing skills, I would find the best possible instructor in your area, and start taking lessons. Seriously, there is no single thing you can do that will help more.
No one can help you get better like someone who is a) being paid to, b) is sitting right in front of you, and c) has some background in helping people develop bass playing skills.
Part of the problem here, Brother Tupelo, is that you've come across as both confrontational and unwilling to learn (ie, looking for the proverbial magic pill). I suspect that such is not your intention, ergo my willingness to try and rephrase - but this is the internet, and no one can hear your inflections. I can guarantee that this has lead several folks who, who honestly started out trying to help, to be ... less than helpfully inclined.
I didn't honestly post anything new, either. The whole point to comments like wax on, wax off, isn't to poke fun at anyone's heritage, but to emphasize the importance of the mundane, and the repetitious. Seriously, if you want to become a remarkable bass player, you will be doing a whole heckuva a lot of 'waxing on, waxing off' as it relates to the instrument.
slowly
i don't know the song, but probably
not note for note, and depends on the song, but i'm usually there within a few bars
no, and yes, badly
yes
this thread was a waste of my time and a test of my patience. exactly what i didn't want to do.
jesus, man. i didn't say he was being racist. i was explaining why it was getting on my nerves.
and i can't find a teacher. i'm in a country where i don't speak the language and the only bass player i know puts me to sleep every time he talks.
this thread was a waste of my time and a test of my patience. exactly what i didn't want to do.
the irony of telling someone else to be humble is obviously one overlooked by you.