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Boom762

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Let's say you have 5 spots open and you can have whoever you want in the band. If you choose a person who can fill 2 rolls at the same time while playing live, then you can have an extra roll open.

What living people would you pick and why?

My Picks,

1.
Drums - Danny Carey of TOOL
I don't know if he could play things like Death Metal the way others do, but he's such a busy drummer and makes tons of fills. This and his ability to create and keep tempo on really difficult time signatures makes him my drum winner. I think he would find a way to make any genre's drums interesting.

2.
Vocals - Randy Blythe of Lamb of God
He's my favorite lyricist and he has one of the best vocals in metal. He can Growl, Screech, and do melodies all the while being 100% understandable. So many other vocalists growl in a way that you'd never be able to understand what they are saying. He enunciates every word perfectly.

3.
Bass - Alex Webster of Cannibal Corpse
My absolute favorite bass tone and a very good player. There are bassists who can play faster or more technical and more of a variety of styles, but I don't think there would be many times where he just COULDN'T play the parts. His work on Frantic Disembowelment is enough for me to feel comfortable in his abilities.

4.
Guitars - Chris Broderick formerly of Megadeth
Smoothest, fast hands on guitar. Plays every bit as fast as Petrucci, Malmstein, and Bato but has a soft sounding technique that almost eradicates transition noises. He has one of the fastest and cleanest sweeps I've ever heard. He is also classically trained and is well versed in multiple genres including classical, flamenco, and jazz.

5
. Keyboards/Synth/Moog pedals/Backup vocals - Jordan Rudess of Dream Theater
The man who will tie it all together. Singing backup for Blythe, soloing along with Broderick, bass battling Webster, and playing intricate, unusual time signatures that harmonize with Carey. He's always been my number 2 favorite keyboardist until recently. My number 1 was Janne Wirman but, he is a one trick pony. Rudess shows he can play the simple, the complex, and use every tone, channel, and technique you can need from classical to progressive metal. This spot was really hard to pick because you can shift the direction of the band greatly with just this last spot. Rudess gives you more options and fills multiple roles.

Alright. Let's here ya'lls.
 
"You can have whoever you want in the band"

Drums-Garfield
Because he hates Monday's and loves lasagna (two qualities important for all drummers)

Vocals-Mr.T
Because he will pity fools

Bass-Stay Puff Marshmallow Man
I feel like he would hold it down, fat, soft and airy like

Guitar-Marty McFly
Have you seen his performance at the "Enchantment Under the Sea Dance"???

Keyboards-Pee Wee Herman
You know he would rock, and so do I
 
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"You can have whoever you want in the band"

Drums-Garfield
Because he hates Monday's and loves lasagna (two qualities important for all drummers)

Vocals-Mr.T
Because he will pity fools

Bass-Stay Puff Marshmallow Man
I feel like he would hold it down, fat, soft and airy like

Guitar-Marty McFly
Have you seen his performance at the "Enchantment Under the Sea Dance"???

Keyboards-Pee Wee Herman
You know he would rock, and so do I

ahh yes, but notice it says they must be alive and people as well sir. Stay Puff was murdered near 30 years ago.
 
Keyboards-Pee Wee Herman
You know he would rock, and so do I

Oddly enough, Jeff Scott, the house pianist at the Comedy Store worked for several years as a Peewee impersonator, so you really could find a keyboardist that looks just like him if you wanted.
 
ahh yes, but notice it says they must be alive and people as well sir. Stay Puff was murdered near 30 years ago.
You are right...
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Drums: Meytal Cohen
Guitar: Orianthi
Singer/Other Guitar: Susanna Hoffs
Singer/Keyboard: Dianna Krall
Bass: Gaolee, of course

It would be a really weird, disjointed, lousy sounding band. But, as the official creepy old guy in the band, I would be pretty happy. Too bad Esperanza Spalding is a bass player. She would be in there, too, except that she would be far more competent than I ever will be and that would be that.