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Maybe Send a Bassist Back in Time, this time.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by BarfanyShart, Jan 11, 2021.

  1. Yes

    32 vote(s)
  2. No

    5 vote(s)
  3. Future Carrots

    16 vote(s)
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  1. BarfanyShart


    Sep 19, 2019
    DC Metro
    Clearly we are in the darkest timeline now, and reports from our agents in the future aren't indicating that anything is turning around yet. Maybe when we send people back through the time portal, this time, one of the team should be a bass player. I think that having a bass player on the team may keep everyone working together and avoid small missteps that could trigger (more) unforeseen consequences, this time.

    Bass players are a positive force that brings disparate elements together, and move the group effort forward. I'm sure with a bass player on the Timestream Reconstruction Team, we will get a better result without inadvertently making things worse, this time.
  2. The world would be the 1960's and the political parties would be The P and The Jazz. :unsure:
    dbsfgyd1, 2tonic, TheReceder and 10 others like this.
  3. BarfanyShart


    Sep 19, 2019
    DC Metro
    Well, I believe I will vote for a third-party candidate.
    The Owl, dbsfgyd1, jefkritz and 4 others like this.
  4. Wood and Wire

    Wood and Wire

    Jul 15, 2017
    Dizzy Gillespie for President!

    Dizzy Gillespie 1964 presidential campaign - Wikipedia
    The Owl, design, andruca and 8 others like this.
  5. Ahh... The Ibanez Party.
  6. Oddly


    Jan 17, 2014
    Dublin, Ireland.
  7. BarfanyShart


    Sep 19, 2019
    DC Metro
    Charles Mingus as the Secretary of Peace, huh?
  8. Oddly


    Jan 17, 2014
    Dublin, Ireland.
    Miles Davis running the CIA was what got my attention...:)
  9. Zooberwerx

    Zooberwerx Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2002
    Virginia Beach, VA
    Nope. Pairing any of you jolly-jokers with "The Butterfly Effect" will not bode well for mankind as we know it.

    DrMole, Criswell60, Spectrum and 7 others like this.
  10. Bajo Clarkko

    Bajo Clarkko

    Aug 9, 2015
    I currently hold the patent for retroactive call reversal. It’s kind of like call forwarding for people who wish to travel back in time. Would that help?

    I’m also using computer based models to see what would happen if someone were to slip Sir Paul a left handed Steinberger Bass.
  11. Winslow


    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    Are we there yet? :cautious:

    Are we there yet? :cautious:

    Are we there yet? :cautious:

  12. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Now y’all know the Jazz are gonna be pushing buttons and turning knobs.
    S-Bigbottom and Winslow like this.
  13. sonojono

    sonojono Supporting Member

    Feb 13, 2013
    Los Angeles/Riverside
    Oddly likes this.
  14. Londo Molari

    Londo Molari

    Jan 1, 2014
    2 blocks east of Mars
    Decendant from the Clovis culture. "Emitting that wonderful bass effect since 1970".
    aw jeez.jpg
    DrMole, 2tonic, dcbluesbass and 3 others like this.
  15. 2tonic


    Dec 22, 2015
  16. Avigdor


    Aug 23, 2018
    They'd insist to go back to the year 1515 to really go back to basics...
  17. I have no idea what you are talking about. Paging Gary Seven...

    The Owl, 12BitSlab, DrMole and 3 others like this.
  18. Wood and Wire

    Wood and Wire

    Jul 15, 2017
    Jackson Jeffrey Jackson :

    Renegade bass and 2tonic like this.
  19. wouldn't it be, "Are we then yet?"
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