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Meanwhile, in North Korea...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by hotrodjohn, Mar 22, 2020.


  1. hotrodjohn

    hotrodjohn Supporting Member

    Aug 7, 2009
     
  2. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    I'd like to see them cover Zappa's "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama". :woot:
     
  3. These babes are much hotter than Scott Devine!! :hyper:

    Too bad the song's title is translated "Death to All Foreign Devils!!" :crying:
     
  4. turf3

    turf3

    Sep 26, 2011
    Well that was fairly creepy.
     
  5. EXCAV8

    EXCAV8

    Dec 15, 2019
    Immensely talented, and equally creepy.
     
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  6. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    Well, someone's gotta do it, so... o_O

    I'll volunteer to distract these ladies from their devotion to the Dear Leader, and corrupt them with the wickedness of the West. :smug:
     
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  7. DrMole

    DrMole Supporting Member

    Taking one for the team in such a selfless manner...:cool:
     
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  8. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    I live to serve, brother! :D
     
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  9. 74hc

    74hc

    Nov 19, 2015
    Sunny California
    Noticed the logos have been removed.
     
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  10. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    Creepy and weird. It's like modern jazzy pop meets Lawrence Welk.
     
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  11. crobasster

    crobasster

    Jun 16, 2009
    croatia
    Hot and talented, but where is the orchestra ?!
     
  12. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    In North Korea, I was figuring them for knock-offs or black market factory seconds that never had logos to begin with.

    "Comrade Cutie. You will play this bass." :bored:

    "Of course, Comrade Producer. What kind is it?" :oops:

    "The kind is not important. You will play it for the glory of the Dear Leader, and the joy of his people, and not ask such decadent questions about imperialist branding!" o_O

    "Yes, Comrade Producer."
    :oops:

    Either on tape, or in a re-education camp. Or maybe both. :cool: :help: :cool:
     
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  13. bassstrangler

    bassstrangler

    Mar 2, 2015
    AZ
    I'm just questioning why one has a Prestige and the other a Gio.
     
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  14. flight attendants on downtime......they are pretty good tho
     
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  15. casualmadness

    casualmadness Man About Town Supporting Member

    Dec 15, 2005
    I like it!
     
  16. crobasster

    crobasster

    Jun 16, 2009
    croatia
    Either on tape, or in a re-education camp. Or maybe both. :cool: :help: :cool:[/QUOTE]

    On orchestra I ment, more of them .
     
  17. Skillet

    Skillet Supporting Member

    Nov 25, 2011
    Louisiana
    Lose the strings, add a hot drummer, and we'd be jammin!
     
  18. ezstep

    ezstep

    Nov 25, 2004
    north Louisiana
    Reminds me of Robert Palmer - without Robert Palmer.
     
  19. cnltb

    cnltb

    May 28, 2005
    I instantly thought of the Osmonds.
     
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  20. turf3

    turf3

    Sep 26, 2011
    Youtube used to have a really bizarre clip of a Donny and Marie Show opening where they did "reeling in the years" as a poppy upbeat song complete with Ice Capades dancers - but I can't find it any more. I'm guessing the Osmond Family Empire made it go away.
     
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