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[medical questions]

[description of symptoms...]
[explains how much ____ is hurting but is at work anyway...]
[asks fellow bassists for medical advice]

[scratches rash]

[Thank you for calling St. Jaco's Central where all patients are well cared for. To schedule an appointment with Dr. Metal, our resident psychiatrist, press 1... for Dr. Jive, our gastro-intestinal specialist, press 2......]
 

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