[After asking if they have a thermometer around, notices Disenchant would be NO fun in hand cuffs]
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[medical questions]
- Thread starter louieeadg
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[Notices there's a Dis flirt going on without Maki. Jumps in with some well thought out comment about sex and or excrement. Realizes that this is a medical thread and then gets an impulse to look at zit thread. Settles for cracking open a new beer instead.].
[Tells very long story about a cousin who had the same symptoms (only it turned out to be something entirely different) and describes details of every visit the cousin made to the doctor (as if that would help OP)]
[Realizes this wouldn't be a thread without...
Yes.]
[ponders if above has anything to do with medical problem...]
Yes.][ponders if above has anything to do with medical problem...]
[Suggests alternative medicine, makes disparaging remark about doctors, implies consulting one is the worst thing one could do]
[re-quotes tumor comment along with picture of Arnold saying, "It's not a toomah!"]
[EEEEAATS
NAAAT
A
TWOMAH!!!!]
[agrees with alternative medicine...makes appointment with Mrs. Yin..]
]
[fuels the thread hijack by arguing that if the OP was in Australia he could get free treatment]
[[Help! We're stuck in brackets and we can't get out!]
[Yep! We're moving to NC!!]
]
[Implies that healthcare in Australia is "free" for a reason, then goes on rant about how nothing is really "free."]
[Suggests that thread should get back on topic before the mods come in here and lock it due to political content]
[Agrees with mbarcat, but gets in one more Aussie jab before ignoring this noobie "look at me" thread in its entirity.]
[Winks at ROON, just to let him know I'm just razzin' him]
