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Mispronounced words that make me crazy

And realtor = real a tor

I hate that one. Where does the extra 'a' come from?

Height. It ends in a hard 't' sound.

ADbassman said:
Anything that comes out of Paula Deen's mouth. My family is from the south and I have never heard anybody with an accent as thick as hers.

My mother-in-law can turn a one syllable word into two. My father-in-law's name is Jim and she pronounces it Jeeyum.
 
It really grates on me when people substitue brought for bought... As in:
'I brought it from the shops.' ...It kinda makes sense, but is WRONG!

And to stretch the intent of the thread, can I say that I hate it when people end a sentence with an elongated: Or.......??

Do you want a fist to the groin, or....???
 
You say eeether and I say ayther, You say neeeether and I say nayther
Eeether, ayther, Neeether, nayther, Let's call the whole thing off.

You like potato and I like potahto, You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto, Let's call the whole thing off

:D
 
Here in Australia we have an even more extreme version of the Ask vs. Aks fiasco. I've heard peope pronounce Ask as Arksk. Yes, thats right... Ah-rr-k-sk. It infuriates me and my ex girlfriend used to do it, in fact it anoyed me so much that I would credit it as being one of the main reasons I broke it off.

I also get peeved with Herb and Erb. There is an H at the beginning of the work. The fact that the letter is pronounced Aych doesn't mean anything. Just because the letter C is pronounced 'see' it doesn't mean it can't make the k sound. it is Herb. Not Erb. Full stop :D

Also, a few australianisms that people don't seem to understand:
Aussie is pronounce Ozzy
G'day is pronounced with a very soft G, not Guh-Day. It's just gday, no vowel sounds, comes from the throat.

that is all.
 
Don't forget Singlish (Singapore English), and Hawaiian Pidgin, I think those can be considered dialects also and are very different from the English/American/Australian versions.

Singlish? Closer to british than to american, but not as thick. I'd like to think that the singaporean accent is the easiest amongst all to understand, but that's if you can get used to us speaking much faster than "normal".

And, of course, that's only if you find the English-as-first-language singaporeans.