"My b**bs are touching your strings"

[FrankLowend]

Fat woman?

 

[jza57]

So was she a B major or B minor ?

 

[markoc]

I used to play at this crazy biker bar with no stage and there was a girl there that we called the close dancer. She was known for turning down the volume on my p bass while grinding up against it. It was a little distracting.

 

[rmayer]

Does your bass have a tort guard ?

I think in this case it's a tart guard.

 

[JimmyM]

Soooooo, what is the best bra for metal?

 

[Humbled]

Seahag? Is that some kind of Scandinavian name?

I dunno... ...but it was the name given to my 1970 Camaro by a guitar player I used to routinely get in trouble with.


It's a long story that you don't want to hear. We played at the beach. A lot.

 

[FunkyD]

If the box is not included I'm not interested.

 

[Blueinred]

"Look at the boob on bass." Nothin' new, been said about me many times.

 

[Stranger Danger]

Annie, are you OK?

R U OK ANNIE?

 

[FerruleCat]

Be careful. Sound guys get really nasty if you mess with their knobs.

 

[leadbelly]

What a coincidence, my d**k is touching your fannypack.

 

[hrodbert696]

I'll bet if the title was "my b*lls are touching your strings" far fewer people would have replied...

Don't be so sure...

 

[blastbass]

Imagine what it was in the '60s, damn my being born later.

 

[tpaul]

Imagine what it was in the '60s, damn my being born later.

You're thinking of the '70s. Hawkwind concerts were legendary.

 

[snarebear]

Was the daughter of legal age? Coulda been a wild night. Would have made a good Penthouse Forum story.

 

[PeaveyPlayer]

What site is this again....

 

[InnerBass]

What site is this again....

TalkBalls?

 

[Slevage]

Boobs on your strings is uncommon? Here's just one grab from my GoPro files. I have more if I want to search through them. Different chicks, too.

View attachment 942558

Proof that chicks dig the bass.

 

[GretschWretch]

Sea Hag is a recurring character in the Popeye comic strips. She appears very adept at bashing guys' heads into asphalt.

 

[Passinwind]

Imagine what it was in the '60s, damn my being born later.

You wouldn't remember any of it by now if you had lived it. Maybe by the next day even.