My ex-wife bought me a bass and my freedom!!!

[Daniel Piper]

A list of my wives.

A list of my basses.

Generic comment about how great life is.

 

[rtav]

Interesting to me are those people who see a thread about a recent divorce, and can't not brag about how long you've been happily married. Happily. It smells like denial. "Well I've been married for X years, and I'm happy! See, she lets me own 11 basses. I'm really happy. Happy, I say! HAPPY!"

Of course, I'm just saying it seems that way. Obviously, I'm misreading this. Obviously.

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Fact.

Typical Talkbass.

Thread topic: how can I get better action on my fiver?

Responses: I don’t use fivers, four strings is good enough, high action is better...

 

[juancaminos]

Dozens of basses, and I'd surrender every one of them to re-connect with the woman.

I'm sure that there are a few who can hook you up, depending on the type of basses you offer. Not me of course.

 

[JeezyMcNuggles]

Haha, I'm married with 3 boys, and I can buy anything I want...as long as I willing to take the heat : ) They really should call it the J house instead of the doghouse. Cause I am always in that sucker.

Like, I just bought this lovely lady today

Booooooom

 

[GretschWretch]

I'm sure that there are a few who can hook you up, depending on the type of basses you offer. Not me of course.

Nope, no chance for you. I already have a '51 P reissue.

 

[quickfix]

Yet, all this and no slot car set.

Hasn't been set up in a while, but it would be fun to incorporate into my railroad empire. The grandchildren would love it.

 

[Hurricane Jimmie]

So Anyway, i don't have an ex-wife...but an old girlfriend once told me:
The next time I see you, it'll be my trial... and your funeral.

I didn't bother to ask her if she wanted to buy me a new Fodera.

 

[ElMon]

So Anyway, i don't have an ex-wife...but an old girlfriend once told me:
The next time I see you, it'll be my trial... and your funeral.

I didn't bother to ask her if she wanted to buy me a new Fodera.

See that would've been 'the moment'.

"I fell ya boo boo. Not to change the subject, but I need $6000 for a deposit on an Anthony Jackson signature."

 

[ElMon]

A list of my wives.

A list of my basses.

Generic comment about how great life is.

No pics, no multiple wives.

 

[countrybass5]

Same wife for 30+ years. She's my biggest fan. When you got that going for you, it doesn't matter how many basses you own.

Amen...we're at 43 years.

 

[eldoryder]

I have currently 41 years of marriage with the same woman. I came to basses late in life, and I currently own over 25 of them. She tolerates this and my love for motorcycles.

The secret of a long happy life is to Marry Your Second Wife FIRST. Think about it, you know what I'm talking about. I went through a string of Barbie-doll, perfect image of my "dream" woman babes as early girlfriends, but I knew they wouldn't have staying power. I ended up marrying my best friend, who happened to be a strong, independent woman who knew what she wanted in life both in terms of her career and from a spouse.

I am truly blessed.

 

[mrjim123]

The multiple marriage thing i've never understood. If it doesn't work the first time, don't do it again.
The multiple bass thing makes perfect sense though.

Everyone has their own addiction, sometimes more than one. For me its women AND gear.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Granted, it cost almost $200.
But my ex fit perfectly in this.

 

[amphlett7]

Sell the guitar, buy a bass. Or a bass guitar, or whatever you call it.

I actually really like the guitar! She knows me and what I like very well