My guitarist plays so loud......

[jonas_24112]

My guitarist plays so loud that Helen Keller asked him to turn down!!

My guitarist plays so loud that Moose mysteriously begin to migrate to the southern states during his quiet practices!!!

My guitarist plays so loud that even his ego wears ear plugs!!

My guitarist plays so loud that his tone left the gig!!

Okay guys and gals, whatcha got? I'm gonna use the 10 best to put a top 10 t-shirt together to wear to a gig, lol!!

 

[Ewo]

...so loud he drowns himself out.

 

[PikeoftheLake]

My guitarist plays so loud that my tinnitus has tinnitus.

 

[CauliColin]

My guitarist plays so loud, Motörhead are jealous!

My guitarist plays so loud, all dogs in a 7 mile radius howl when he plays!

 

[JWP]

My guitarist plays so loud you cant hear the bass player..

 

[Salamenster]

My guitarist plays so loud, the compressing airwaves form a Pokéball on stage.

 

[TMFoodBass]

My guitarist plays so loud that he gets paid to NOT play.

 

[Mr L]

My guitarist plays so loud the drummer has to mic his kit

 

[s_mcsleazy]

my guitarist plays so loud chuck norris couldent take it

 

[riskmetal]

My guitarist plays so loud I have an excuse to turn my bass amp up. True Story

 

[jonas_24112]

My guitarist is so loud he made first contact with E.T.

 

[charlie monroe]

My guitarist plays so loud, Motörhead are jealous!

^^ Awesome.

My guitarist is so loud the neighbor's grass died

 

[Yorick]

My guitarist played so loud, he got sacked

 

[Modern Growl]

he's so loud, he makes my drummer sound good.

 

[droo46]

My guitarist is so loud that Stevie Wonder can see him.

 

[BogeyBass]

What?

 

[jonas_24112]

My guitarist is so loud he played our last gig from home!

 

[jonas_24112]

My guitarist is so loud, we double book as a band and pest exterminator!!

 

[jonas_24112]

My guitarist is so loud, he kills small animals and babies within 30 miles of the gig!

 

[jonas_24112]

My guitarist plays so loud we are not allowed to play within 20 miles of hospitals and planned pregnancy clinics!!