My guitarist plays so loud......

[jonas_24112]

My guitarist plays so loud, we have a regular gig booked at an abortion clinic!

Yes, I went there. They just keep coming to me!!

 

[droo46]

What?

 

[Mr L]

My guitarist is so loud he played our last gig from home!

Lol'd

 

[s_mcsleazy]

my guitar player is so loud the soundwaves from his amp need a passport

 

[Disappear]

My guitarist plays so loud...


...we can't play at gigs with windows
...his sound isn't measured in decibels, it's measured in gigabels
...he can break apart kidney stones
...he owns a pest control business

and my personal favorite

My guitarist plays so loud because he has big speakers.

 

[jimc]

My guitarist plays so loud...

because that's the only way he can get his tone (yawn).

 

[runmikeyrun]

My guitarist is so loud that every practice the sperm wither and die in my epididymis

 

[tbsodsmuck]

Yup, heard that one too many times from my long term friend and guitard player....too funny!

My guitarist plays so loud...

because that's the only way he can get his tone (yawn).

 

[Atoz]

My guitarist is so loud because he doesn't have the talent to play quietly.

 

[Raymeous]

Wha?! Wha?! You say sumfin ?!

 

[Sparkdog]

My guitarist plays so loud it makes us money.

There's no cover charge for the gig, but it will cost you $20 to get OUT.

 

[Mike11121]

My guitarist plays so loud, but at least then you can't hear the stupid sh*t he's saying.

 

[Derek Balonek]

My guitatist is so loud, people in China have tinnitus.

My guitarist is so loud, you can see the sound waves.

My guitarist is so loud, he blows out other people's speakers.

My guitarist is so loud, the greater metropolitan area loses power whenever he strums a chord.

My guitarist is so loud, his instrument cable burst into flames.

My guitarist is so loud.... huh? Did you say something?

 

[Ubersheist]

My guitarist is so loud that even his farts get noise complaints.

 

[Stumbo]

My guitarist is so loud that....what? What'd you say? Huh?

 

[tevitag]

My guitarist plays so loud I have an excuse to turn my bass amp up. True Story

And somehow the bass player nearly always gets the blame! Also true story.

 

[TMFoodBass]

My guitarist plays so loud that the drummer has to wear earplugs.
My guitarist plays so loud that he is the current drug of choice for teens looking for a high.
My guitarist plays so loud that the fans in the front row begin to loose limbs.

 

[jonas_24112]

My guitarist plays so loud we charge double for lawn seats!!

 

[gjbassist]

My guitarist plays so loud the government wants to use him as a military weapon!

 

[NWB]

My guitarist plays so loud that he starts the zombie apocalypse by waking the dead.