Demolition Day One:
I would have liked to begin building my studio the day I took possession of the house, but way back in 1946, someone had built a pesky garage near where I wanted a studio. How thoroughly inconsiderate of them! I rented a demolition container from a local company that recycles the materials. This is a two-step process because the mixed demolition goes out at $90 per ton, and concrete/asphalt/masonry goes out at $20 per ton. There are separate containers for each.
I was simultaneously excited and terrified by the size of this thing.
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With sledgehammer and wrecking bar in hand (along with safety glasses, gloves and steel-toed boots) I took to tearing down the garage. I started by removing the garage door, which was being held in place by a little skinny wheel rolling along a piece of heavy aluminum that was no more than 1/2” wide. It was an absolute head smashing accident just waiting to happen. A slight jerk to the side and the whole thing came crashing down.
Well THERE’S your problem!
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Next the window needed to come out. On the off chance that it was to be dropped during removal, I used painter’s tape and made a large X across both sides of each pane of glass. If it broke, at least it would stay together. A couple whacks and a little prying with the wrecking bar and the entire frame slid right out.
There was an internal table/workbench made out of an old door inside the garage. When I broke it loose I noticed something written in Sharpie on the downward facing side. Someone had paid homage to both Madonna and Duran Duran before the door was skinned with OSB and relegated to service as a work bench. I’m guessing this was the door to some young girl’s bedroom in the 80s. Nothing of monetary value here, but a fun time capsule to discover that was good for a laugh in the middle of a backbreaking day.
The door got autographed by Madonna and BOTH of the Durans. Wow… Such prestige.
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Here’s where things went south on me. With all of the prep work done I could begin the real fun part of the demolition. The roof decking was in rough shape and I wasn’t confident in its ability to support my 215lbs frame, so doing the internet-approved demolition method of starting at the top and working down while leaving as much of the structure intact as possible was out of the question. I instead opted to just bring the building down and start dismantling everything at ground level before schlepping it into the recycling container.
The garage was parallel to an alley. I wanted the building to fall away from the alley and into my backyard. It would create a big mess for me, but at least it would be contained on my property. I left all of the structural support on the alley side in place, and systematically broke loose, via sledgehammer, the base plates and load-bearing wall studs on the backyard side of the structure. When that didn’t do the trick, I did the same thing on both sides running perpendicular to the alley. Magically, with only one load bearing wall still functioning, the garage showed no signs of coming down.
I decided that breaking the base plates and wall studs loose wasn’t enough. I needed to completely remove them on the backyard side of the building, and then it would have no choice but to fall. And fall it did… In the wrong direction!
I tried to play it cool in the video, but really my internal monologue was screaming “WHY DID IT FALL THAT WAY?!”
In defiance of physics, or at least my perception of it, the garage decided not to fall in the direction with zero structural support, but rather towards the only remaining supporting wall. I’m still baffled as to how that happened. It would be as if you cut a large notch into a tree and it fell away from said notch rather than into it. The alley was now blocked and any of my neighbors that wanted to come in or out of the alley were screwed. My wife and I spent the next hour furiously dismantling the section of the roof that was now sitting in the alley. Fortunately we got everything clear before anyone came home or left so all was well.
Another couple of hours later and we had the recycling container filled. It took roughly 3/4 of a 35 cubic yard container to handle the small 12’ x 20’ single car garage.
I was beyond ecstatic to see the container full and ready for the door to close.
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