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Name your favorite crappy movie!

To previous poster - i actually like Point Break!

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Danny: "Point Break" or "Bad Boys II"

Sgt Angel: Which do you think I'd enjoy more?

Danny: No. Which do you want to watch first?

(From the movie "Hot Fuzz" if you haven't seen it. Sad note on my life, My DVD/Blu Ray collection is almost as big as Danny's in that scene.. I have no life.)



Now, the only movie I have ever paid for and walked out of was Steve Martin's "Mixed Nuts".

Yeah, that was a stinker. I didn't see it until cable, I thought it would turn out at first to be like what happened with another Steve Martin movie "Pennies from Heaven" (which was a great movie, it just bombed at the box office because it was 1981 and people wanted to see Steve Martin with bunny ears and an arrow through his head and not in a film like that.)

But no, "Mixed Muts" was just bad..
 
"Ernest goes to ___ "(jail, camp, etc) Jim Varney was king of camp.
"Half Baked"
An old classic "Fools Parade" unfortunately not available on video. With a young Kurt Russel, Strother Martin, Jimmy Stewart, George Kennedy, Mike Kellin. All star cast but a plodding melodrama with moments of hilarious irony ("There's more than one way to skin a cat").
"Mars Attacks"
"Mystery Men"
 
The Jerk. Classic.

Loved that one ... "I'm not going to miss the money, I'm going to miss the stuff!

Here's a movie that promised to be so bad it was good, but failed. It was just plain bad ... "Baseketball"

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