Name your favorite crappy movie!

[kserg]

Your favorite movie that is so bad its amazing!

ZARDOZ!!!

Gun is good!
Penis is evil!
Zardoz is pleased!

Wizard of oz?
wizZARD Of OZ...

What else can you think of.

 

[nickbass79]

The Big Hit

 

[elgecko]

Bubble Boy

 

[runmikeyrun]

Blood Diner, late 80s. Almost impossible to find anywhere.

Two guys run a vegetarian restaurant by day but are killing people at night to piece together a body for Sheetar, an ancient god, to occupy. They are guided by their dead uncle's brain in a jar who is an expert on the subject. Of course, the leftover parts go into the restaurant's food, and there's a number of hilarious death scenes, including a girl who gets her head battered and deep fried!

This is a good death scene from the movie:
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[skychief]

Your favorite movie that is so bad its amazing!

ZARDOZ!!!

Gun is good!
Penis is evil!
Zardoz is pleased!

Can't top this one. It was so bad, it was GOOD!. Definitely in my top-ten flicks. Sean Connery in his finest moments.

I especially loved the scenes when you're inside Zardoz's mouth. Spectacular!

 

[6jase5]

Rubber

"If you only ever watch one movie about a serial killing tire, this is it."

 

[David Jayne]

Rubber

"If you only ever watch one movie about a serial killing tire, this is it."

Just checked out some reviews. Think I could roll with it.

 

[Joe Gress]

Joe's Apartment. Singing cockroaches, nuff said

 

[babebambi]

Orgazmo

 

[Metalbasshippy]

Hobo with a Shotgun!

 

[ShredderMaximus]

The Final Sacrifice & Zombie Night.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

The Core.

It stinks to high heaven in such an epic way.

 

[bread903]

Your highness.

I'm very sure that Natalie Portman's brain is all about money and

the movie producer must have paid her huge. I mean, HUUUGE.

 

[lowfreq33]

Black Dynamite was brilliant, but I'm not sure it counts because it was intentionally bad.

I loved Hobo With A Shotgun.

I thought I'd really like Rubber, but I just couldn't get into it.

And what about Barbarella, or Xanadu? Or Solarbabies? The Wraith?

 

[pmchenry]

Pootie Tang

 

[darius8]

"Eating Raoul" and "Gummo" completely stupid and brain dead films.

 

[bongomania]

"Eating Raoul" and "Gummo" completely stupid and brain dead films.

??? Eating Raoul is camp, but intentionally so, and quite witty; and Gummo is part of that director's regular attempts to make humankind look worse than we already do. IOW sure they are not everyone's idea of great film, but they both have a lot of thought and intention behind them.

 

[Simo98]

Fantasy Mission Force.


When we purchased a collection of 5 Jackie Chan films for $5, this is not what we were expecting.

Something involving a group of heros (Under the orders of Abraham Lincoln), ranging from an Elvis impersonator to a medieval knight, as well as a chick on a horse with a Bazooka, and their quest to.. actually I don't know what their quest was. Something about prize money and a big conspiracy and WWII being fought in Canada. And an army of Nazi's in 1970's muscle cars tattooed with Swastikas. Jackie Chan was in there somewhere, I think he had about 5 minutes of screen time.

Takes the cake as the most unexpectedly stupid film I have ever seen, it was hilarious at the time, but I don't think I could ever sit through it again. The whole film was up on youtube a while ago, but I can't find it.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Joe's Apartment. Singing cockroaches, nuff said

Orgazmo

Both are brilliant films, going to have to crack them out in the near future!

Love the theme for Orgazmo too . . .

"What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
...or is it the way, he fights every day?
No, it's probably the titties."


One of my favourite crappy movies has to be Brain Damage (trust me Brian . . . ).

 

[ShredderMaximus]

One of my favourite crappy movies has to be Brain Damage (trust me Brian . . . ).

Aw man, forgot about that one, I looooove that movie!