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Need disco stage name

Hey guys I need help coming up with a disco stage name by Sat night for the band Groove Train which I just joined. We play 70's disco covers. I'm terrible at coming up with names so I'm hoping someone here can help.
Some of the band member names are:
Reverend Booty Love
Foxy Delicious
Frankie Fly
Kid Dynamite
Everyone also has a fake bio but I can come up with that once I have a stage name.

Thanks !
 
some version of Tout de suite (Toot Sweet or Toot D. Sweet)

Furious Styles, Home Styles, or Papa Styles (Pop-a Styles).

Carwash Jones

Vanilla Gorilla

J-Smoove Butterbean

Shine Heartwig, maybe Shine Hard-Wig (combination of UVa shout-out to Tina Fey, and Groove Train's wig thing)
 
White Chocolate (assuming you are white).

Anything with "Rico" in the name.

Anything ending in "Fever".

Johnny Midnight - "Cuz' nothing good happens AFTER Midnight...." (point and wink)

Any name ending in "licious" "Johnnylicious" "Sammylicious" "Frankylicious"

Any name containing "Gold" (Not sure why but Gold was a big deal in the 70s)

"Funkenstein" and play off of "monster grooves" "groove monster" yada yada

"Get Down Gary Neon"

"Sammy Circle" "Cuz I ain't no square baby." (again, point and wink)

Johnny Blind - "Hey why they call you Johnny Blind, Johnny?"
"Cuz I'm outa sight baby!"

That's all I got. The 70s was a loooooooooooooong time ago.