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Need disco stage name

Discussion in 'Band Management [BG]' started by banditcosmo, Dec 19, 2013.

  1. banditcosmo

    banditcosmo Supporting Member

    Jul 12, 2002
    Charlottesville, Va.
    Hey guys I need help coming up with a disco stage name by Sat night for the band Groove Train which I just joined. We play 70's disco covers. I'm terrible at coming up with names so I'm hoping someone here can help.
    Some of the band member names are:
    Reverend Booty Love
    Foxy Delicious
    Frankie Fly
    Kid Dynamite
    Everyone also has a fake bio but I can come up with that once I have a stage name.

    Thanks !
  2. sears


    Aug 7, 2005
    ec, md
  3. Doctor_Clock

    Doctor_Clock The Moon Machine Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2013
    Brooklyn, NY
  4. steamthief


    Jan 25, 2006
    Mentone Beach
    Use the "hooker name" formula - pet's name + street you lived on.

    i.e., Velvet Millington
  5. Funkee1


    Jul 19, 2002
    Leisure Suit Larry!
  6. lfmn16

    lfmn16 Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2011
    charles town, wv
    Can sometimes be an obnoxious jerkweasel.
  7. jlt5x

    jlt5x Supporting Member

    May 8, 2007
  8. derrico1

    derrico1 Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2005
    Charlottesville, VA
    some version of Tout de suite (Toot Sweet or Toot D. Sweet)

    Furious Styles, Home Styles, or Papa Styles (Pop-a Styles).

    Carwash Jones

    Vanilla Gorilla

    J-Smoove Butterbean

    Shine Heartwig, maybe Shine Hard-Wig (combination of UVa shout-out to Tina Fey, and Groove Train's wig thing)
  9. Dave Curran

    Dave Curran Lilduke

    Jul 27, 2013
  10. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    White Chocolate (assuming you are white).

    Anything with "Rico" in the name.

    Anything ending in "Fever".

    Johnny Midnight - "Cuz' nothing good happens AFTER Midnight...." (point and wink)

    Any name ending in "licious" "Johnnylicious" "Sammylicious" "Frankylicious"

    Any name containing "Gold" (Not sure why but Gold was a big deal in the 70s)

    "Funkenstein" and play off of "monster grooves" "groove monster" yada yada

    "Get Down Gary Neon"

    "Sammy Circle" "Cuz I ain't no square baby." (again, point and wink)

    Johnny Blind - "Hey why they call you Johnny Blind, Johnny?"
    "Cuz I'm outa sight baby!"

    That's all I got. The 70s was a loooooooooooooong time ago.
  11. ctufankjian


    Sep 28, 2007
    Endorsing Artist: Unicornbass.se
    What about just RAZZAMATAZZ
  12. nojj

    nojj Guest

    May 20, 2013
    Cunning Linguist
  13. SidMau


    Sep 3, 2012
  14. AltGrendel

    AltGrendel Squire Jag SS fan.

    May 21, 2009
    Mid-Atlantic USA.