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Why not just Bandit Cosmo?
That sounds pretty disco-y as is and it is easy to remember as well (just your username).
Use the "hooker name" formula - pet's name + street you lived on.
i.e., Velvet Millington
Magic Hans

I read all four pages, and I still didn't see anything better than "Magic Hans".
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