Need help - awful band photos website

[kesslari]

I got you fam. You're looking for Rock & Roll Confidential's Hall of Douchebags.

Sadly, the original site is long gone, but archived here:
Rock And Roll Confidential | Your Band Sucks

This one's pretty good too: Invalid Link Removed

THAT IS THE SITE I WAS LOOKING FOR! Thanks!

 

[MynameisMe]

Some of these photos remind me why I don't take my shirt off at the beach..........

 

[Michedelic]

Your earworm for today…

 

[The Owl]

Rock and Roll Confidential is archived

Rock And Roll Confidential | Your Band Sucks

 

[Bass-ball]

This one's pretty good too: Invalid Link Removed

It's the captions, man. Yes, the photos are wonderfully bad, but those captions make it a work of comedic art.

Reminds me of those hastily created websites in the late 90s like "mullets galore," "cat-scan," and "rice beaterz".

This stuff is GOLD

 

[FirewalZ]

It brings up a point and a pet peeve of mine….so many local cover bands in my area have bad photos. Standing in front of someone's garage door or crappy back yard in street clothes. I don't care how small or local "bar band you are"….put a little effort into having at least a few professional looking shoots.

 

[Discount Bassy]

 

[Michedelic]

It brings up a point and a pet peeve of mine….so many local cover bands in my area have bad photos. Standing in front of someone's garage door or crappy back yard in street clothes. I don't care how small or local "bar band you are"….put a little effort into having at least a few professional looking shoots.

And don't wear cargo shorts.

 

[Michedelic]

Conway Twitty and Wayne Cochran had nothin' on these hair helmets…

 

[Michedelic]

Chris Hansen waits in the corner…

 

[JRA]

hilarious!

 

[Grinderman]

Here, I'll get you started…
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About 10 seconds with a crop tool could easily make that top image at least five times better.

 

[roccobass]

@kesslari
Yeah, there was one for sure. I'll help restart a new one too.
I think these guys are called Childs Play. Yep. The white carnation brings it all together!

 

[Grinderman]

Those mooks? I'm just getting started…
Swedish Dance Bands Of The 1970s: Whipped Hair And No Underwear - Flashbak

Oh my...

I truly find eugenics to be abhorrent so I suppose the silver lining is that at least they found each other, I suppose.

 

[Mike Mulligan]

Okay, admit it; a bunch of y'all were scrolling through that website just hoping that none of your old band pics were featured there...







Yeah, me too.

 

[Ostie]

@kesslari
Yeah, there was one for sure. I'll help restart a new one too.
I think these guys are called Childs Play. Yep. The white carnation brings it all together!

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That dude has a potato in his pocket.

 

[BassPilot]

Those mooks? I'm just getting started…
Swedish Dance Bands Of The 1970s: Whipped Hair And No Underwear - Flashbak

Oh, how I wish I had a gig tonight.....
The volume of door knobs on that web site is distressing. Can you imaging those people re-posing today for those pictures.....Oh, the humanity....Oh....Oh....

 

[Zos Kia Cultus]

Delved a little deeper than I should have in some of these links, I'm done with the internet for the night.

 

[Michedelic]

The golden age of moose knuckle…

Never schedule your photo shoot on Taco Tuesday…

 

[Ric5]

murph and the magictones