need revenge ideas!!

[Relic]

This past weekend Mrs Relic et al and I went to the seashore, sun was nice and bright I figure I'll get a good tan while we're there.

We have this tanning crap that supposed to let you get a little bit of a burn, then we have this other stuff for the kids that you can slather onto the space shuttle to heat-shield it.
All I asked, my one simple innocent request, was that she rub the weak stuff onto my back and shoulders so that I get a little burned, well she did....and a little more.......
She also took the strong stuff unbeknownst to myself at the time and painted on happy faces, blotches, stripes and the Chinese character for "white person"??

I owe her big time. It can't be too evil, but just right.
Send ideas, PLEASE. I still haven't gotten her back yet for the previous prank she did.

 

[Poop-Loops]

Kill her.

 

[RWP]

Replace the contents of her hair shampoo with a depilatory. Later, prepare the divorce.

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

Let me be the first to say:

 

[peaveyuser]

Kill her.

Ha I actually laughed out loud from this (I still won't use the internet acronym for laugh out loud).

put super glue on the toilet seat to get her back.

 

[RWP]

Ha I actually laughed out loud from this (I still won't use the internet acronym for laugh out loud).

Why not?

 

[evan_phi]

Let me be the first to say:

agreed.

this calls for a

 

[peaveyuser]

Why not?

I really don't know maybe because it's used too much plus it kinda annoys me.

 

[unclejam]

no pics no prank
then you get solution

 

[antiseptic]

I really don't know maybe because it's used too much plus it kinda annoys me.

+1
Plus if you read it as a word, it just sounds silly.

 

[RWP]

Vacation to beach $1500.00.

Two tubes of suntan lotion $15.00

Happy face on back. Priceless.

 

[enigmabass]

have you ever heard of the popsicle trick while having sex?...
all you do is get her going and replace yourself with a nice cold popsicle...it works everytime.

(I actually have a black eye now for this one.)

 

[Bo_H]

Ex-Lax, that'll get things running.

Bo

 

[unclejam]

have you ever heard of the popsicle trick while having sex?...
all you do is get her going and replace yourself with a nice cold popsicle...it works everytime.

(I actually have a black eye now for this one.)

nice

 

[enigmabass]

Ex-Lax, that'll get things running.

Bo

+1 for the exlax
-1 for the bad pun.

 

[spudmaster34]

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I had to do it. Try putting tooth paste in a bottle of shampoo or conditioner. I heard some girl bitching about her sister doing that to her today, it sounded funny.

 

[Vince S.]

One of my cousins swapped out a girl's can of hair spray (this was back in the late 80s) with a can of that prank fart scent.

 

[enigmabass]

that was one of the most creative things i have ever seen

 

[Vince S.]

have you ever heard of the popsicle trick while having sex?...
all you do is get her going and replace yourself with a nice cold popsicle...it works everytime.

(I actually have a black eye now for this one.)

Are you related to Maki?

 

[unclejam]

have you ever heard of the popsicle trick while having sex?...
all you do is get her going and replace yourself with a nice cold popsicle...it works everytime.

(I actually have a black eye now for this one.)

this is pork-n-beans guns and girls material