need revenge ideas!!

[peaveyuser]

Wait a good long while. Take her out to some fancy restaurant. Indicate that you want to have sex in the bathroom. Get in there, get her naked, and when she's all ready to go, take her clothes, and go home. She'll be right pissed at you when she gets home, hours later, but damn, that's some good pranking.

If you got that far why quit, It's bathroom sex!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

If you got that far why quit, It's bathroom sex!

Yeah have the sex, THEN take the clothes. NOW that's revenge.

 

[RWP]

Please remember to post after your divorce. We'll help you then too.

 

[BetterBottomEnd]

Some of that tan in a bottle stuff. Just get the left half of her body nice and yellow. Do it when she's sleeping or something.

 

[TrooperFarva]

Yeah have the sex, THEN take the clothes. NOW that's revenge.

Well, it would be. Until you have sex, and then fall asleep in the bathroom

 

[enigmabass]

rig the bathroom scale to read 30lbs heavy so she is all stressed out by it.