need revenge ideas!!

[Relic]

Not a good idea - but gross... leave a bunch of pubes in her hair brush.

nah she's already used to me decrabbing with her hair brush.




J/K SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

nah she's already used to me decrabbing with her hair brush.




J/K SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!

Decrabbing - Oooh I've got a new verb. Thanks.

 

[labgnat]

nah she's already used to me decrabbing with her hair brush.




J/K SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim meadows Ladies man voice "That's disgustin"

 

[Mark Wilson]

Do a Japanese Style Prank.

I swear. They're on a WHOLE nother level.

 

[eedre]

nah she's already used to me decrabbing with her hair brush.




J/K SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, thread some through the bristles on her toothbrush

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Take her out for dinner and then take your clothes off at the dinner table. That'll show her.

 

[Fontaine]

Butter + Floor + Camera = good timesto be had by all.

 

[labgnat]

whiz on her while she sleeps

 

[Relic]

okay, thread some through the bristles on her toothbrush

Nah I already use her toothbrush to decrab those hard to reach places

 

[Relic]

Butter + Floor + Camera = good timesto be had by all.

I got it!! I'll name our kid Earl!

 

[eedre]

Do you ever use it as an aid for anal bleaching?

That might work!

Okay, I can't post in this forum anymore.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Shave one of her eyebrows off when she's sleeping.

 

[Relic]

Shave one of her eyebrows off when she's sleeping.

Oooooh How about shaving them both off and replacing with a sharpie?? now we're talkin

 

[Mark Wilson]

Oooooh How about shaving them both off and replacing with a sharpie?? now we're talkin

hmm...she IS pregnant. You MIGHT die.
Try drawing in a Unibrow!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Oooooh How about shaving them both off and replacing with a sharpie?? now we're talkin

No one is better, because she would have to come to the shameful realization that the only way to balance face out is to shave to other one off. A nice little moment of revenge would be videotaping that exact moment of realization.

 

[Relic]

No one is better, because she would have to come to the shameful realization that the only way to balance face out is to shave to other one off. A nice little moment of revenge would be videotaping that exact moment of realization.

Wow, almost like a "The Saw" sorta thing...you're frighteningly devious my friend!

 

[Matthew Bryson]

on the 4th of July...

Get some of those "pop it" things that kids get on the 4th of July - you know the things that you throw on the ground or step on and they go "pop"...

You go to the bathroom and lift the toilet seat, not the lid, but the seat and place two of the "pop its" on the rim of the toilet exactly under where the little rubber "feet" things on the bottom of the seat contact the rim. Lightly set the toilet seat down on the pop its and wait for her to sit down.

When I was a kid, I did this on July 2nd. My mother was 9 months pregnant. She was so startled that she went into labor on the spot and my brother was born the next morning.

 

[Relic]

Get some of those "pop it" things that kids get on the 4th of July - you know the things that you throw on the ground or step on and they go "pop"...

You go to the bathroom and lift the toilet seat, not the lid, but the seat and place two of the "pop its" on the rim of the toilet exactly under where the little rubber "feet" things on the bottom of the seat contact the rim. Lightly set the toilet seat down on the pop its and wait for her to sit down.

When I was a kid, I did this on July 2nd. My mother was 9 months pregnant. She was so startled that she went into labor on the spot and my brother was born the next morning.

LMAO!! OK, somehow in some demented sort of way I find that hysterical. I may just have to wait about 7 months or so, but I'll keep it on the back burner.
At the moment I have like 20 packs of those popper things.

 

[middy]

When I was a kid, I did this on July 2nd. My mother was 9 months pregnant. She was so startled that she went into labor on the spot and my brother was born the next morning.

Inducing labor FTW!!!

 

[Mark Wilson]

Get some of those "pop it" things that kids get on the 4th of July - you know the things that you throw on the ground or step on and they go "pop"...

You go to the bathroom and lift the toilet seat, not the lid, but the seat and place two of the "pop its" on the rim of the toilet exactly under where the little rubber "feet" things on the bottom of the seat contact the rim. Lightly set the toilet seat down on the pop its and wait for her to sit down.

When I was a kid, I did this on July 2nd. My mother was 9 months pregnant. She was so startled that she went into labor on the spot and my brother was born the next morning.

amazing. Simply Amazing.