I just saw a "support road head" ribbon on someone's car the other day. I say this should be the first candidate.
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need revenge ideas!!
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I just saw a "support road head" ribbon on someone's car the other day. I say this should be the first candidate.
Fantastic idea!
Make sure to roll the turd down to the toe of the shoe so it's out of sight. Also try to pick a shoe that she would wear without socks, like a dress shoe or heels. If you could do it with shoes she wears to work that might be best. Then she'll get it early in the morning. She'll slip her foot in and then......fudge!
Good point. I forgot that women have lots of shoes. They also have many purses too. Also, poo in the purse is not like poo between your toes.
Maybe just put some in her mouth while shes sleeping?
moogboy
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on the 4th of July, get about 5 rolls of fire crackers. and not small ones, i mean BIG suckas. make sure you get as many of those things that fire little rockets into the air as well. plant one roll of fire crackers under the ground, along with the little rocket firers as well and hide behind a bush and light them. if this isnt revenge, i dont know what is.
also, i used to get these things that would explode after you popped an air bubble in them. find some, and put a bunch under the ground leading to her car. that will give her a heart attack.
if this isnt revenge, i dont know what is. also, i used to get these things that would explode after you popped an air bubble in them. find some, and put a bunch under the ground leading to her car. that will give her a heart attack.
If she wears glasses - rub some stinky cheese across the front of the frames (anything that stinks).
This can be applied to a cell phone as well!
You could also do something like Jackass 2 the movie and have one of your friends jump in bed with her while you "go to the bathroom" in the middle of the night.
This can be applied to a cell phone as well!
You could also do something like Jackass 2 the movie and have one of your friends jump in bed with her while you "go to the bathroom" in the middle of the night.
Mark Wilson
Supporting Member
Two Words.
Duct Tape.
The Possibilities are endless!! Think of all the combinations!
Duct Tape + car
Duct Tape + chair
Duct Tape + cat
It would be fun!
Duct Tape.
The Possibilities are endless!! Think of all the combinations!
Duct Tape + car
Duct Tape + chair
Duct Tape + cat
It would be fun!
Yeah. Duct Tape the cat to her face. LMAO. I totally pictured her eating pussy. Oh man.
Mark Wilson
Supporting Member
Nah not when you're chock full o' the stuff... I could do the neighbor's as well.
But somehow, I really would rather leave poo out of this as she'll probably start heaving then I'll have to clean up both the poo + pregnant woman spew. Naturally the cat will also try to eat it and next thing you know we have "technicolor yawning" all around.
What's the stinkiest cheese known to man? It's summer it's hot, maybe a hunk of whatever it is under her car seat will serve in an anti-air freshener role?
Edit: ooh ohh how about a ever-so-slightly opened can of sardines under the seat? mwahahahahaaaa
moogboy
Inactive
one of my teachers took a kids duct tape away from him and let another teacher use it....she used almost ALL of it. so, is there anything that your wife has that she doesnt like other people using? if so, use almost all of it.
Oooh. My wife hated clam chowder when she was pregnant. Clam Chowder, Alfredo sauce, and kind of "white" food. (Now that I think of it, there might be a reason for this considering what the white sauce did to her belly). Get a bunch of the food or whatever it is giving her the morning sickness.
