Never ask questions...

[Felken]

First scenario:

OP: Hey guys, I have a cheap bass and I want to replace the neck and bridge. How do I go about this?

Bob: Why would you change your bridge?

OP: Because It feels cheap?????

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Don't ask why someone would do a modification or stuff like that. Don't ask awkward questions. Just answer them. Answer the asked question, not other questions.

Please!

 

[D M C]

Why?

 

[Felken]

Why?

You sly dog.

 

[slobake]

Why did you start this thread?

 

[D M C]

Why did you start this thread?

What makes you ask?

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

OP: "Hey bass dudes, I have a bass and I want to replace the body, neck, electronics, tuner, bridge, pickups, knobs, strings, neck plate and screws, pick guard, control plate, truss rod, string tree and strap buttons. I got no skills, tools or time to do it. How do I go about this?"

OGB: "WHY........... don't you just buy a new bass?"

 

[slobake]

What makes you ask?

Why would you answer a question with a question?

 

[organworthyplayer337]

Where's the FRICKIN Oatmeal?!

 

[D M C]

Why would you answer a question with a question?

What, I'm not allowed?

 

[slobake]

What, I'm not allowed?

Schmaybe, who wants to know?

 

[D M C]

Schmaybe, who wants to know?

Who's asking?

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

What, I'm not allowed?

Dear fellow TBers... Should I get out the popcorn?

 

[slobake]

Dear fellow TBers... Should I get out the popcorn?

You want artificial butter on that?

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Who's asking?

Nobody's askin'

 

[slobake]

Who's asking?

Should I surrender?

 

[slobake]

Nobody's askin'

Didn't he get banned?

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Didn't he get banned?

You're not supposed to ask that.

 

[slobake]

You're not supposed to ask that.

I'm not?

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

I'm not?

I'm knot!

 

[Munjibunga]

For Pete's sake.