Never ask questions...

[CatSquare]

Don't ask awkward questions. Just answer them.

But if nobody is asking awkward questions, how can I answer them?

 

[ak56]

What was the dragons stance on changing bridges?

He doesn't change bridges, he burns his bridges.

Don't ask me why.

 

[shadowtippy]

What was the dragons stance on changing bridges?

Can't the dragon fly? It should not need bridges, unless it doesn't want to do a chorus between verses.

 

[Funky Ghost]

Where's that confounded bridge?

 

[guy n. cognito]

It's different. If one is to ruin his bass, it would be better to suggest why it would be so. If somebody wants to spraypaint their 1958 P bass, don't ask why, say "don't do that' or something.

There's where you seem to be missing the point....or changing yours. If someone says "I want to change the bridge on my bass" (going back to your first example), we may ask him why he wants to do that. In some cases, it may be broken. In others, he may think that a new bridge will magically give him hours of sustain. But, until we understand WHY he wants to do it, we can't give him meaningful advice.

 

[RED J]

Do you want help with your cheap bridge or dontcha ??

Why is one of the fundamental questions in life that teaches people to think, and act in a positive way, and not just feel and react with dubious results.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Pete who?

You can't talk about him. Remember, no more Gunn discussions.

 

[RED J]

For Pete's sake.

Pete's a straw man. Leave Pete out of this.

 

[Robroy]

I've always wanted to ask why SX basses sound better and play way better than Ricks. Is that allowed?

 

[bholder]

Pete's a straw man. Leave Pete out of this.

Ouch, don't they tend to get burned at the end of the festival?

 

[Funky Ghost]

Well at the burning man, without question.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Where do I get this on a shirt?

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[FilterFunk]

I'm a frayed knot!

Exceedingly well played!

 

[FilterFunk]

Pete was here, but Pete Wentz.

Back from Wentz he came, I presume?

 

[slobake]

Pete's a straw man. Leave Pete out of this.

Whoa, hold the phone. Isn't Ray Bolger the straw man?

 

[RED J]

Isn't Ray Bolger the straw man?

Yes in that case.
But no tin this case.
But in either case, a straw man don't fill the bill.
Great now poor Bill has been sucked into the fray as well.

 

[zontar]

I'm knot!
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Shouldn't that b a frayed knot?

It's in too good of shape.

 

[hrodbert696]

Why would you answer a question with a question?

What's wrong with a question?

For Pete's sake.

Pete is taking aspirin for his ache, thanks very much.

There's where you seem to be missing the point....or changing yours. If someone says "I want to change the bridge on my bass" (going back to your first example), we may ask him why he wants to do that. In some cases, it may be broken. In others, he may think that a new bridge will magically give him hours of sustain. But, until we understand WHY he wants to do it, we can't give him meaningful advice.

ANDDD an actual answer to the OP. I'm stunned.

 

[guy n. cognito]

ANDDD an actual answer to the OP. I'm stunned.

Me too. Usually, I jump in on the sarcasm. But in this case the OP is 16.

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Shouldn't that b a frayed knot?

It's in too good of shape.

I'm a frayed knot. One of my most favorite "walks into a bar" jokes.