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New joke (hopefully)

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Steve Boisen, Dec 9, 2003.

  1. Steve Boisen

    Steve Boisen Your first second choice™ Supporting Member

    Dec 3, 2003
    Tampa Bay, FL
    This is my first TalkBass post, so hopefully you haven't heard this one before:

    A somber faced musician walks into the union office and asks the clerk for a ten dollar donation to help bury a local bass player. The union boss overhears this, emerges from his office and says:

    "Here's $50. Bury five of 'em!"

    - Steve
  2. Did you hear the one about the drummer who got sacked.
    His last words were "hey guys, here's a song I wrote".

    - Michael
    Will_White likes this.
  3. I heard one time a bassist was walking to the gig, and a guy standing on the sidwalk said "That's a huge cello! betcha wish you played the picolo!"

    wait, that wasn't funny...