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New joke (hopefully)

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Steve Bassman, Dec 9, 2003.


  1. Steve Bassman

    Steve Bassman Supporting Member

    Dec 3, 2003
    Tampa Bay, FL
    This is my first TalkBass post, so hopefully you haven't heard this one before:

    A somber faced musician walks into the union office and asks the clerk for a ten dollar donation to help bury a local bass player. The union boss overhears this, emerges from his office and says:

    "Here's $50. Bury five of 'em!"

    - Steve
     
  2. Did you hear the one about the drummer who got sacked.
    His last words were "hey guys, here's a song I wrote".

    - Michael
     
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  3. I heard one time a bassist was walking to the gig, and a guy standing on the sidwalk said "That's a huge cello! betcha wish you played the picolo!"



    wait, that wasn't funny...