New School

[jackmurray]

So let me get this straight:

I have to wear yellow, learn karate, stab someone, nail the head cheer leader and smear my feaces over the principals office.

I guess it shows what everyone else already knew, bass players are not functional members of society.

Keep 'em coming,

Jack

 

[McHaven]

Beat up a member of every clique so everyone will like you!

And wear an eyepatch and scream "ROCK AND ROLL" whenever you enter the class.

 

[Unchain]

If you can nail the head cheerleader, you'll be all set.

When moving, that was always my first solution. If that failed, I'd screm and punch a random person in the face.

 

[Unchain]

Another thing: get on the roof and pretend you're about to jump. Then, do it but don't land on the ground; kick your principal in the head, then land on him.

 

[RicPlaya]

That's a whole new batch of fresh chicks to get to know...
That's my advice! Who cares about the rest.

 

[kserg]

Also become a ninja,

Pirates would kick ninja's arse

 

[KeithBMI]

Here's some real advice...

...Work on the 6 pack.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

Be yourself

 

[jrthebassguy]

Fill epoxy glue in all the locks in the school.

 

[Mr.QuakQuak]

POP THE COLLAR !!! POP THE COOOOOOOOLARRR !!

 

[Funky Doctor]

I did exactly what you are about to do and had a blast. Best 2 years of my school life. Soak it up, meat lots of people. Enjoy. Oh, and nail someone REALLY hot as soon as you can...

 

[jackmurray]

Pirates would kick ninja's arse

I have to agree there.