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New woodworking hobby

I did NOT see THAT coming!

Nice work though.

I mean, sometimes truth IS stranger than fiction. That somebody is into it is no big surprise I guess (people are into all sorts of crazy things, as we well know), that somebody could start a cottage industry around this sort of thing is definitely a bit new to me, though I guess any of that kind of business has to start somewhere.
 
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If you browse Etsy, you'll see there really is a market for such things. I'll be creating a page too at some point. As I said in my original post, I'm not a big BDSM guy, but I'll gladly make the tools for those that are. ;)

Regarding price, it all depends on the piece. Size, type of wood, intricacy, etc.

I just rough cut this one yesterday. Zebrawood. It should be finished next week.
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Ouch!

I know; different strokes for... nevermind. But this does not seem like fun. That said, I have a friend who I hadn't seen in awhile. He was in town and came to my house. I invited him in, and offered him a seat across from me at my dining room table. He declined, citing soreness on his sittin' parts. He might be quite interested in a bespoke paddling paddle.
 
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I have seen some *bad* bruising from these things. Like, probably worse than you're imagining. All totally consensual, of course. Some friends are pretty hardcore into it.


I haven't seen that, or wanted to, but a few years ago ran into an acquaintance who used to be on the tech team at church but suddenly developed attendance problems, and got dropped off the rotation. When I encountered him in the hardware store, he had a brutal-looking wound above his knee. I said 'Dude, what the heck happened?' and he answered 'bicycle chain.' As I was pondering how a bicycle chain gets wrapped so perfectly there, without leaving any other marks, he showed me a lashing spot on his shoulder... and casually mentioned that the church didn't appreciate his lateness to tech team, but they clearly didn't understand that he couldn't just leave in the middle of a BDSM shoot. I mean, the safe word is for like emergencies, not 'I gotta get going now' situations.

Oh.