Speaking of the Bungles. How does Marvin Lewis keep his job?
-Mike
Three words: Owner, Mike Brown.
Mike is a great fan of loyalty above all else, and that has colored many decisions he has made since taking over control of the team upon the death of his father, the legendary Paul Brown in 1991. He's plenty smart about the law (beat the IRS over a million or so in back taxes of some kind), blackmailed Cincinnati and Hamilton County for a new stadium in '95, and negotiated a contract for the new stadium that continues to cost us HC residents to fund ANY new updates to the stadium- turf, score/video boards, etc. He pays nothing.
As far as football is concerned, he is not his father. Mike feels that coming from such NFL DNA, the genius must be flowing through him. It ain't. David Shula (another "sure thing" from a football dynasty). Bruce Coslett. Akili Smith. David Klingler. Chris Henry. Chad Ochocinqo, or Johnson, or whoever he is now. Those 3-13 teams were sooo much fun to watch. Last season they started 8-0 but since that start they have reverted to Bungledom. Five first-round playoff losses in five consecutive years. However...
Marvin doesn't rock the boat, doesn't complain- good company man. He doesn't make demands, he isn't a media trainwreck who can't keep his off field behavior or speech in check; Dartmouth Mike likes that. Mike always sees the light at the end of the tunnel, and knows his way is the right way. And if that means losing in the first round of playoffs for 5 straight years, well, we're getting there. Right? Well, likely not
this year.
For the record: I am NOT a Bengals fan. I took great joy in watching those 3-13 teams, and the crapfests that accompanied them. Bruce Coslett's "deer in the headlights" looks on the sidelines made me cry with laughter. Schadenfreude indeed.