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Nipples Showing at the Office

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bassinplace said:
To answer the last question in this article, my guess would be no. I don't understand what the difference is between this and any other addiction. According to this ruling, maybe alcoholics should be allowed to drink at work. It would seem there must be better help available for this woman.
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This appears to be an extremely rare, genuine medical condition. She is receiving medical attention, but maybe the wrong kind.
 
#246
My solution to these situations is to explain that I'm married and harmless, but I'm still male and not blind yet. So, I notice certain things and get distracted. So far, that explanation has gotten me out of a whole lot of potential trouble. It is also the truth.
 
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Gaolee said:
My solution to these situations is to explain that I'm married and harmless, but I'm still male and not blind yet. So, I notice certain things and get distracted. So far, that explanation has gotten me out of a whole lot of potential trouble. It is also the truth.
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Reading what you said reminded me of a couple I know. Been married for years, totally happy and no worries with each other because they KNOW each other. One day I was with them and his wife caught him looking at some of the "younger offerings" and jokingly says "oh, you still like looking at that stuff, eh?" He said "listen babe. The day I stop looking at that stuff is the day you better start worrying!"

Everybody looks. But like you said, knowing when to stay out of potential trouble is another thing.
 
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bassinplace said:
To answer the last question in this article, my guess would be no. I don't understand what the difference is between this and any other addiction. According to this ruling, maybe alcoholics should be allowed to drink at work. It would seem there must be better help available for this woman.
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Haha, I actually have no value opinion on this either way, but I've always found it to be an interesting situation.
 
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Mike M. said:
Reading what you said reminded me of a couple I know. Been married for years, totally happy and no worries with each other because they KNOW each other. One day I was with them and his wife caught him looking at some of the "younger offerings" and jokingly says "oh, you still like looking at that stuff, eh?" He said "listen babe. The day I stop looking at that stuff is the day you better start worrying!"

Everybody looks. But like you said, knowing when to stay out of potential trouble is another thing.
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Honesty is the best policy. I walked into a post for a reason before my wife and I were married. She thought that was very, very funny, even thought she knew exactly what I was noticing.
 
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Like some others have already posted, these chicks seem to know exactly what they are doing and are waiting for some kind of response from a male (the op) or maybe they are just trying to outdo each other in a sort of one upmanship sort of gaming. If I were in this position I would.

1. Not give them any response.
2. Be aware that not giving a response might anger them into other provocations
3. Be watching to see if they are trying to one up (or in this case two up ha ha) each other.
4. Be playing it cool, they really might not have any malicious intentions.
5. Be looking for another job!

As far out as #5 seems because, hey who doesn't want to see some nipple at work right? Unless this is par for the course for course for firms like this in your area, something is up so why not see if you might find a place a little less weird?
 
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BboogieXVII said:
2. Be aware that not giving a response might anger them into other provocations
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Good insight, and it might lead them to come to work in very short skirts with no panties. Then they'll reach up high for a law book or bend over to pick up something to see if the OP will start checking them out.

If he plays it close to the vest he'll have them wearing nothing but trench coats and giving the full frontal flash.

He should milk this opportunity for all it's worth.
 
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GlennW said:
Good insight, and it might lead them to come to work in very short skirts with no panties. Then they'll reach up high for a law book or bend over to pick up something to see if the OP will start checking them out.

If he plays it close to the vest he'll have them wearing nothing but trench coats and giving the full frontal flash.

He should milk this opportunity for all it's worth.
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Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
 
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"Fellas, we have nipples too! Something should come out of our nip nips don't you think think? Something manly though like motor oil, or little parachute army men,...or beer! No, it can't be beer cause then your buddies would want to suck your nipples, wouldn't they?"

- Dave Attell -
 
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