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Nipples Showing at the Office
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So are you sayin that nipples have a positive and negative polarity? The next time I check out my wife I will look for the + and - markings on her boobs.
Bob Lee (QSC)
In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio!
- Jul 3, 2001
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Well, the boss just came to talk to me right now and the girls were out in full effect yet again. Only this time I was able to use my peripheral vision to notice them and yet I managed to keep my eyes above chest level the whole time. I've never consciously listened so intently in my life. Only, this time, the office is at a comfortable temperature, as I have the heat on. I think she just has very sensitive, large nipples.
And you're just starting to notice?
Since it's warm this time the the cold temperature theory is out. Maybe your boss makes sure she's "presentable" before she visits you.
Make sure you secure any and all helium balloons floating through the work place, wouldn't want things to go "pop" any time soon. Could be a distraction.
Maybe you being the only slice of man-meat in the office has something to do with it.
Bob Lee (QSC)
In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio!
- Jul 3, 2001
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- Former Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
Man-o-man, some of you would never last long working with the cocktail waitresses at most of the places I've worked. Well, at least without FREQUENT "breaks" 
Having them as your waitress when you're out is one thing... but they have a job to do, lots of it out of view of the guests. Lots of things are stored low, lots of high shelves... you get the point. It's scary sometimes when you think about the fact that we're working with knives, fire, hot metal and oil the whole time. Distractions like some ladies create just by walking through the kitchen can cause all sorts of mayhem. But we find a way to deal, y'know. Work isn't all that horrible sometimes.
Having them as your waitress when you're out is one thing... but they have a job to do, lots of it out of view of the guests. Lots of things are stored low, lots of high shelves... you get the point. It's scary sometimes when you think about the fact that we're working with knives, fire, hot metal and oil the whole time. Distractions like some ladies create just by walking through the kitchen can cause all sorts of mayhem. But we find a way to deal, y'know. Work isn't all that horrible sometimes.
Quick side track: One of the best bands I ever played bass in was called, Daugher Judy. 2 chicks on vocals, keys and 3 dudes on bass, drums, guitar. The girls would change outfits each set break (60's - 70's, then 80's and lastly 90's) funky disco stuff, in themed attire. One club had us all use the same room to change and they would basically strip down for each change right before our eyes. If you really consider playing bass in a pub / micro-brew with tons of hot college girls on Cape Cod in the summer with smoking hot singers in bikinis and spandex work, then I was doing it overtime.
I need a moment...
Where were we.....? Oh yeah, nipples in the office...., quite awful really.
I need a moment...
Where were we.....? Oh yeah, nipples in the office...., quite awful really.
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