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Mammogram is down but I'm working manually
Remember middle school and unauthorized erections? It's a good thing those aren't a problem any more or we'd be in trouble at the OP's place of employment.
Unauthorized? Hardly.
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Remember middle school and unauthorized erections? It's a good thing those aren't a problem any more or we'd be in trouble at the OP's place of employment.
Most entertaining thread in some time. Just a question, does anyone here have any erectile tissue that they don't notice being erect? Just sayin....
Well I would hope so. Otherwise that would either be one very large nipple or one very small penis.My penis much bigger than a nipple

Say to yourself "Don't touch the nipples, don't touch the nipples.."
Say it just loud enough for them to hear. Women find it very reassuring to know that you're are thinking about not touching their nipples.
Well I would hope so. Otherwise that would either be one very large nipple or one very small penis.![]()
"Ladies, would you please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes? Thank you."
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How do you get any work done at all??
Contrary to popular belief, it's totally possible to ignore one's sexual urges.
However, should one fail at doing so, a quick trip to the bathroom can fix the problem. Should it prove to not be enough, a second one might be in order. Should that still prove not enough, Jesus christ! what are you!? a pervo!?
Hey man, you could go into the Rob Schneider skit from SNL, the "makin' copies" thing.
There's Nips, bringin' papers...the Nipstress...Nipparama...