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Nipples Showing at the Office

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Say to yourself "Don't touch the nipples, don't touch the nipples.."
Say it just loud enough for them to hear. Women find it very reassuring to know that you're are thinking about not touching their nipples.

Well I would hope so. Otherwise that would either be one very large nipple or one very small penis. :p

"Ladies, would you please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes? Thank you."
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I think we could use a female perspective on this whole nipple thing. Is there a feeling that comes with it immediately?...or does it take a while to realize?

I know what it feels like to walk out in the snow with no shirt. I could feel man-nipples being "erect" after a time, but I'm pretty sure they got erected a bit before I noticed it.

Do you not feel it as much if it happens gradually, rather than going immediately from a warm environment to a cold one?
 
I noticed the OP is in LA. I think it might be a SoCal thing. I've been called for jury duty in Orange County a few times, and twice served on a jury. A few of the attorneys I've seen walking in the corridors look like if they ratcheted it up just one notch, they wouldn't be out of place on a cover of Cosmopolitan. Wow.
 
I have found it to be distracting as well in the past. I'm fairly certain that most of the time I had to deal with it, the woman knew what she was doing. I suspect I was the subject of her laughter later on that day.

-Mike
 
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