I just read this ad in a Craigslist:
If you are a seasoned bass player you will like this 3 pc. rock/blues outfit and the people around it, no egos just real class people. There aren't any bosses and rules and regulations given out over here. We just don't want to play with any druggies or drunks or have any music stands on our stage because we are not the Phil Harmonics, nor are we amatures that can't remember our talent.
We need a whole note player with a pro fat in tune sound.
Fender Prec./Jazz/ 4/10 Ampegish/4 string has always been the best, but, if you have 5 strings and it sounds like you are only playing 4 then that will be fine as long as you don't have to have a music stand to survive on stage.
If you can't remember the deal and you have to depend on a music stand just forget about this ad and look elsewhere.
We need a good man to hold the low end down with whole notes without a music stand.
Think Dusty, Leon, Billy Cox, Banner, and so on.
If you want to funk a little we can get you something to do on a few tunes every now and then as long as you don't want a music stand.
We have gigs in the works and more to come if we can get the right bass man. If you are hopping around and playing with everybody forget it, we have had that enough with a few that couldn't remember how to play anybodies songs.
We are not just fooling around, this is show business,we play rare popular tunes that people want to hear without music stands.
Later on we may bring in another picker that I know who plays very well but for now we are keeping it 3 pc for better money and easy tightness.
You don't need to sing. You don't need to have a Pa. We just need a whole note bass player without a music stand.
If you play lead guitar chances are, you are not a real bass player, so don't even try with this trio.We want a player that is a life long bass player first. A hobbyist lead don't matter thats your business.
If you are a real solid bass player this could be what you are looking for.
If you can sing very well and be on key then of course we would like for you to do some singing as long as you don't need a music stand to read your lyrics while you are trying to sing.
Hit me back if you are that one good man.
If you are a seasoned bass player you will like this 3 pc. rock/blues outfit and the people around it, no egos just real class people. There aren't any bosses and rules and regulations given out over here. We just don't want to play with any druggies or drunks or have any music stands on our stage because we are not the Phil Harmonics, nor are we amatures that can't remember our talent.
We need a whole note player with a pro fat in tune sound.
Fender Prec./Jazz/ 4/10 Ampegish/4 string has always been the best, but, if you have 5 strings and it sounds like you are only playing 4 then that will be fine as long as you don't have to have a music stand to survive on stage.
If you can't remember the deal and you have to depend on a music stand just forget about this ad and look elsewhere.
We need a good man to hold the low end down with whole notes without a music stand.
Think Dusty, Leon, Billy Cox, Banner, and so on.
If you want to funk a little we can get you something to do on a few tunes every now and then as long as you don't want a music stand.
We have gigs in the works and more to come if we can get the right bass man. If you are hopping around and playing with everybody forget it, we have had that enough with a few that couldn't remember how to play anybodies songs.
We are not just fooling around, this is show business,we play rare popular tunes that people want to hear without music stands.
Later on we may bring in another picker that I know who plays very well but for now we are keeping it 3 pc for better money and easy tightness.
You don't need to sing. You don't need to have a Pa. We just need a whole note bass player without a music stand.
If you play lead guitar chances are, you are not a real bass player, so don't even try with this trio.We want a player that is a life long bass player first. A hobbyist lead don't matter thats your business.
If you are a real solid bass player this could be what you are looking for.
If you can sing very well and be on key then of course we would like for you to do some singing as long as you don't need a music stand to read your lyrics while you are trying to sing.
Hit me back if you are that one good man.
For some reason, my mind first went to Buddhist monks in orange robes.. 
