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No stands

I'd go, spread my sheet music all over the floor, and play on my knees just so I can read it. Then when they complain I'd get pissed off because I did exactly what they said and did NOT use a music stand!


Bunch of wackos. :rollno:
 
"Rare popular songs?"

You are messing with me dude?

I love how they then go and describe what your rig should entail. If by chance you play a five, thats ok, as long as you NEVER use your low B. What a bunch of tools.
 
I'm gonna go ahead and guess the singer fell over the last bassist's music stand while doing his best David Lee Roth stage dance... hence the new stipulation.

And it is very nice to know that these "real people with no egos" are secure enough in themselves that they will limit their bassist to whole notes.
 
There's something to be said for no stands, if you knock them over, if the music blows over, you'd better be able to wing it. A few train wrecks over those sorts of issues might make someone gun shy about having someone who absolutely relies on one. And wasting time between songs flipping through pages if set list changes, or you have request is awkward, should be avoided. That's the sort of thing that made me give up reading music when I was playing trumpet in a wedding band. Just found after a few hundred times playing these songs, I really didn't need it, was just glancing at it for confirmation. And easy to memorize a few new songs at a time as you add them. Would be tough to join a new band, memorize all that without music for a while. Although I routinely do that now for fill in gigs. The difference is now I'm a great ear player, so I remember hearing the song and play it by ear. I have much more trouble remembering songs that I'm not familiar with, for them, I'll write cheat sheets to remind me which bass part goes with what song. Not full fledged scores, a few notes to remind me of the
style or a specific line to jog my memory.

First full time bass gig, we had sheet music. Wasn't a problem. Keyboardist gave me funny look when I asked if she was going to write me any more charts to write them in treble clef... :confused: All my other bar bands since then have consisted mainly of people that couldn't read a sheet of music to save their lives, with keyboard players the exception to that rule. So, no music stands. Current singer uses one for words, but playing rhythm/lead guitar while singing lead takes a lot of brainpower, momentary brain fart to lose words without them in front of him is more likely than problems with music stands.

On the other hand, music stands are for musicians. Wouldn't want to be mistaken for one of those! :D

Randy
 
"Rare popular songs?"

You are messing with me dude?

I love how they then go and describe what your rig should entail. If by chance you play a five, thats ok, as long as you NEVER use your low B. What a bunch of tools.

Yes, and you must be a "whole note player". OK, so...A 2 3 4, D 2 3 4, C 2 3 4...

And they're worried about this person needing a stand?

Cherie :rollno:
 
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NOOOO!!!
 
There aren't any bosses and rules and regulations given out over here.

I beg to differ.

We just don't want to play with any druggies or drunks or have any music stands on our stage

Druggies, drunks and music stand users... Truly the dregs of society.

nor are we amatures that can't remember our talent.

I used to have the talent to solve hypothetical math equations, but I forgot it. Now I just play bass.

We need a good man to hold the low end down with whole notes without a music stand.
Think Dusty, Leon, Billy Cox, Banner, and so on.
If you want to funk a little we can get you something to do on a few tunes every now and then as long as you don't want a music stand.

We'll play songs with cool basslines but NO ***DAMN MUSIC STANDS!!!!!! :mad:

for better money and easy tightness

...you can have me anyway you'd like. I'm one of those "versatile" musicians. ;)

If you play lead guitar chances are, you are not a real bass player

Hey, these guys would fit in on Talkbass!


Hit me back if you are that one good man.

Baby, you know I'm the right man for this.