Am I now to become a monster hunter, with my near-new, wily, pearly weapon, and therefore, logically, assume the role of a protagonist alongside Milla Jovovich, in the next chapter of the franchise?
If this be the case, should I do my very best to distract her, nurture her, and teach her the ways of TB? Together, with glee, we could monster monsters, fiercely, and with extreme prejudice. Wouldn't hurt would it?
It's a public holiday today and the postman's gone postal. So, sadly, we may never know. At least I have another weapon to fall back on. Where's Kevin Costner when you need him?
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