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Am I now to become a monster hunter, with my near-new, wily, pearly weapon, and therefore, logically, assume the role of a protagonist alongside Milla Jovovich, in the next chapter of the franchise?

If this be the case, should I do my very best to distract her, nurture her, and teach her the ways of TB? Together, with glee, we could monster monsters, fiercely, and with extreme prejudice. Wouldn't hurt would it?

It's a public holiday today and the postman's gone postal. So, sadly, we may never know. At least I have another weapon to fall back on. Where's Kevin Costner when you need him?​
 
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There's something strange in the neighborhood? Decidedly faster, I have just become. And thumpier. It's an accelerator. Where's the brake? How fast are demons, usually? I think I may have just become one. Is there some kind of test? An adjudicator? What if the bloody demonator? Should I call Ghostbusters? Phone home? Who here's unearthed a wickeder, wilier, wibbly wobbly weapon?

Snot Pussible's my guess. "Here I come, Milla."
 
The spirit of this thread is to answer any question someone brings here as seriously as possible. I know there's going to be jokesters, but no question here is too dumb and we aim to find the truth behind every question no matter how stupid you may think it is. This Thread was inspired by the following question:

If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how many times would I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

Where are the physicists in the house??

If you have your own stupid question, please ask.

I think the chicken would disintegrate before you could cook it by slapping.
 
The spirit of this thread is to answer any question someone brings here as seriously as possible. I know there's going to be jokesters, but no question here is too dumb and we aim to find the truth behind every question no matter how stupid you may think it is. ... ... ...
Could you possibly ever is never gone? The reason I ask is this. What if then, not later? If can’t won’t, don’t can? Is this not understanding because if so than how is the one who can but isn’t?

Well, Element, if you seriously want answers to those questions, then you must first work on your communication skills, seriously, as there appears to be Zero communication in them. Otherwise, you'll pardon us as we just consider you a clever jokester and move on. 🥱

That's as serious an answer as I can give at this point.
 
Well, Element, if you seriously want answers to those questions, then you must first work on your communication skills, seriously, as there appears to be Zero communication in them. Otherwise, you'll pardon us as we just consider you a clever jokester and move on. 🥱

That's as serious an answer as I can give at this point.
Since this thread hasn’t been added to in 10 months, I thought I’d do something dumb to revive it. No biggie.
 
The spirit of this thread is to answer any question someone brings here as seriously as possible. I know there's going to be jokesters, but no question here is too dumb and we aim to find the truth behind every question no matter how stupid you may think it is. This Thread was inspired by the following question:

If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how many times would I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

Where are the physicists in the house??

If you have your own stupid question, please ask.
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