The spirit of this thread is to answer any question someone brings here as seriously as possible. I know there's going to be jokesters, but no question here is too dumb and we aim to find the truth behind every question no matter how stupid you may think it is. This Thread was inspired by the following question: If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how many times would I need to slap a chicken to cook it? Where are the physicists in the house?? If you have your own stupid question, please ask.