I'm sure this has been noted before, but some of the product descriptions on Nordstrand's website read like they were written by a rogue AI, or by a human practicing some real Hunter S. Thompson style gonzo journalism.
For example:
For example:
Ripping from the atmosphere of fat-slap angled-P tone, the NP5FA has come to bat the unrelenting sonar of funkified and thick-flickering bwap. Mapping this pickup’s personality can be done in analogy to the metamorphosis that occurs from NP4 to NP4a: a slick-hitting, hotshot larynx bolstered by a bombastisizing slant—an angle of aggression transformative of agogic sincerity, forged in the embodiment of Fender-correct string spacing. The sound is bold chiroptera gesticulating manifold on the background of an ancient and holy precision effort; a machine that is winged hands perpetuating the rough glint of the NP5f, with an infusion of density and growl singing between the mids and lows. And so, as the 5-string player prepares to play, the pickup’s potential actualizes just as a cloud of skymice falls slant with vigorous hunger, and the awesome, hornwinged creatures yap in oxymoronic somethingorothers: a song that thwarts, a song that sustains its appetite driven dance: a slap-callous fury done beautifully. In comparison to the NP5F, the NP5FA registers extra growl and sustainability, leaving the player with a dimension of play that suggests double, multiple, etc. With how many bodies will your powlbwapslap blot its exclamation-turned throat?
Absolutely bonkers, but I kind of love it.
