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Not a hot chick thread

I notice hair before enything else. I like it to be: long, wavy, red, or some combination of those. Obviously, a combination of all of those is best.

I also prefer somewhat substantial girls. I'm a bit over 300 lbs and would hate if I were to damage a girl by a simple hug. I generally say it as "I like girls who could beat up the average guy."
 
Green eyes for sure. I love heavy eyeliner as well - not too heavy, but just enough to be sexy. I also love it when you can see her underwear over the top of her jeans - not thongs etc though - the bigger the better to be honest - there is nothing more sexy than girl-boxers!

Also I like women who like the colour green.
 
Green eyes for sure. I love heavy eyeliner as well - not too heavy, but just enough to be sexy. I also love it when you can see her underwear over the top of her jeans - not thongs etc though - the bigger the better to be honest - there is nothing more sexy than girl-boxers!

Also I like women who like the colour green.

Granny panties bad----boxers good


makes no sense I know
 
My wife's a w*o** in the kitchen & a cook in the bedroom, she f*c** up my dinner every night.

That'll probably get this thread closed - not that I want it to.


That's pretty funny. :D


Not that I've dated in the last 25 years, but speaking strictly from what tends to get my attention ...

I've always preferred brunettes and redheads when I was dating. In fact, I can't ever recall going out with a blonde.

I also like the girls with a slight "plain jane" vibe. At least from my own experience, that's turned out to usually be a front for the wild woman hidden just below the surface. :D

Beautiful eyes can completely captivate me, too.
 
i like girls that are smart and funny....
it also helps if they think i'm cute too. that is always a big turn on, them liking me and all.
i used to have a big thing for straight girls, that always ended in heartbreak...
now that i can only look, i rather enjoy the athletic types that jog in sports bras and little shorts