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Double Bass Old Danelectro shorthorn bass.
- Thread starter Space-Man
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Hey Bass....you are such a refreshing addition to our community here.
Props.....PW.
Space man....I really have no idea what you're talking about. I'm sorry I can't be of more help.
Props.....PW.
Space man....I really have no idea what you're talking about. I'm sorry I can't be of more help.
Space-Man, you're on the wrong side, but I'll answer anyway, as I happen to be a fan of these cheesy but cool axes. These axes have three distinct tones: thumpy in the neck position, fat with bite with both pickups, twangy in bridge position. I'd buy a Jerry Jones rather than an old one; much better construction and tweakability. Now back to the BG side with ya. 
- May 6, 2003
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- Proprietor Fifth Avenue Fret Shop. Technical Editor Bass Gear Magazine
- May 6, 2003
- 5,272
- 160
- 64
- Disclosures
- Proprietor Fifth Avenue Fret Shop. Technical Editor Bass Gear Magazine
You wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers either.pig. You, Toodles, not her.
Ha? Phil, I been workin' on this here idea I have.
This is the second time you've alluded to the fact that you have a penchant for rather unendowed ladies. You have admitted, publicly, that they do not, in any way, compare to yer own lovely wife Sherry.
Here's the deal.........In my recent recovery from alcohol and drug addiction, I have met many new friends. One, in particular, might suit your present obsession with the "slighter" side of womanhood. She was, unfortunately, A meth addict. ALL her physical attributes remain, with the unfortunate loss of a few front teeth. This would, of course, not bother you one bit.
Anyway, I'll bring her out there (at my expense, of course) and with Sherry's OK, we''ll make a colorful "switch". I'll take Sherry out for a FABULOUS few days of five star restaurants, five star accomodations and show her a new way of living. This will, finally, give Sherry the chance to bask in the aura of a bass super star.
Meanwhile, you, baby Vincent, AND "Rocket", as we call her, can have a great time holdin' down the household.
Maybe Si, maybe no?
This is the second time you've alluded to the fact that you have a penchant for rather unendowed ladies. You have admitted, publicly, that they do not, in any way, compare to yer own lovely wife Sherry.
Here's the deal.........In my recent recovery from alcohol and drug addiction, I have met many new friends. One, in particular, might suit your present obsession with the "slighter" side of womanhood. She was, unfortunately, A meth addict. ALL her physical attributes remain, with the unfortunate loss of a few front teeth. This would, of course, not bother you one bit.
Anyway, I'll bring her out there (at my expense, of course) and with Sherry's OK, we''ll make a colorful "switch". I'll take Sherry out for a FABULOUS few days of five star restaurants, five star accomodations and show her a new way of living. This will, finally, give Sherry the chance to bask in the aura of a bass super star.
Meanwhile, you, baby Vincent, AND "Rocket", as we call her, can have a great time holdin' down the household.
Maybe Si, maybe no?
Ha? Phil, I been workin' on this here idea I have.
This is the second time you've alluded to the fact that you have a penchant for rather unendowed ladies. You have admitted, publicly, that they do not, in any way, compare to yer own lovely wife Sherry.
Here's the deal.........In my recent recovery from alcohol and drug addiction, I have met many new friends. One, in particular, might suit your present obsession with the "slighter" side of womanhood. She was, unfortunately, A meth addict. ALL her physical attributes remain, with the unfortunate loss of a few front teeth. This would, of course, not bother you one bit.
Anyway, I'll bring her out there (at my expense, of course) and with Sherry's OK, we''ll make a colorful "switch". I'll take Sherry out for a FABULOUS few days of five star restaurants, five star accomodations and show her a new way of living. This will, finally, give Sherry the chance to bask in the aura of a bass super star.
Meanwhile, you, baby Vincent, AND "Rocket", as we call her, can have a great time holdin' down the household.
Maybe Si, maybe no?
nearly woke my roommate up reading this! HAHAHAHA
glad to have you back, Uncle W. Temporary or not.
Hilarious and CLASSIC.
The problem with living on Kauai is the time zone. Seems I missed all the fun. Very gentle, humorous and kind way of dealing with a BGer who is obviously lost.
"Yippee yi ki yay get along little doggie"
(sorry for the poor spelling)
Those old Dan Electros were pretty cool though!
- May 6, 2003
- 5,272
- 160
- 64
- Disclosures
- Proprietor Fifth Avenue Fret Shop. Technical Editor Bass Gear Magazine
Bring on the junkie. The lack of teeth is a plus in my book.Ha? Phil, I been workin' on this here idea I have.
This is the second time you've alluded to the fact that you have a penchant for rather unendowed ladies. You have admitted, publicly, that they do not, in any way, compare to yer own lovely wife Sherry.
Here's the deal.........In my recent recovery from alcohol and drug addiction, I have met many new friends. One, in particular, might suit your present obsession with the "slighter" side of womanhood. She was, unfortunately, A meth addict. ALL her physical attributes remain, with the unfortunate loss of a few front teeth. This would, of course, not bother you one bit.
Anyway, I'll bring her out there (at my expense, of course) and with Sherry's OK, we''ll make a colorful "switch". I'll take Sherry out for a FABULOUS few days of five star restaurants, five star accomodations and show her a new way of living. This will, finally, give Sherry the chance to bask in the aura of a bass super star.
Meanwhile, you, baby Vincent, AND "Rocket", as we call her, can have a great time holdin' down the household.
Maybe Si, maybe no?
(@ Kevin's post)
+1
My wife was asking me something just as I got to "....meth...." and she wondered why I was guffawing at her...
+1
My wife was asking me something just as I got to "....meth...." and she wondered why I was guffawing at her...
As usual, you don't got no class, Toodles.
The Rocket and MYOWNSELF are checking the plane sched's even as we speak.
I hope your house ain't any too clean....the Rocket will tidy up a bit. Fer some reason, she seems to just love to stay REALLY busy.
Ignoring the piss and vinager (the grape kind, not the Leroy kind) for a second or longer.
Let's think about this for a second, even if you did find yourself "Lost" in some remote area with some beautiful woman who had no luggage, no chance she'd be wearing a sundress at the time. It would be laundry day and she'd be wearing jeans and her Jr. College hoody forever. You all know I speak the truth on this one.
Paul, this is reportadly the best show that I don't watch, so I'm not sure how long they've been out there. She may have been pleasingly plump before they ran out of food.
Can't wait to hear how things workout with the Danalectro Shorthorn.
Let's think about this for a second, even if you did find yourself "Lost" in some remote area with some beautiful woman who had no luggage, no chance she'd be wearing a sundress at the time. It would be laundry day and she'd be wearing jeans and her Jr. College hoody forever. You all know I speak the truth on this one.
Paul, this is reportadly the best show that I don't watch, so I'm not sure how long they've been out there. She may have been pleasingly plump before they ran out of food.
Can't wait to hear how things workout with the Danalectro Shorthorn.
