Double Bass Old Danelectro shorthorn bass.

[Kevin Hsieh]

This is so much better than all of us jumping on and attacking him.

Good vibes all around. Way to go, boys.

 

[Paul Warburton]

This is so much better than all of us jumping on and attacking him.

Bull **** Kev...we're just baiting 'em.
Me and Toodles are goin' in for the kill right quick here.
I'll get 'em talkin' about their deity cursing fret boards......Toodles gets 'em talkin' bout thier jive bottom headstocks, and the rest of you all jus' go in low.

 

[Eric Swanson]

... and the rest of you all jus' go in low.

That's where we live.

Maybe we need a code phrase or word to signal the move.

How about "Prius?"

 

[Greg Clinkingbeard]

How about "Prius?"

I'm sick of them stupid little things. **** off.

 

[Eric Swanson]

I'm sick of them stupid little things. **** off.

Tinkerbell! Is that you?

Um, Clink, is that an, er, matrimonial aid attached to that dog's chin?

 

[pianodan]

In keeping with "green" things, AL Gore, and associated "sky is falling" predictors, it has now been mandated to form a committee to see if a committee is plausible and possible to do a scientific study utilizing three or four fired grafting political bozos with the aid of Microsoft technicians and Apple technicians to make a DB in a small enough size that still is virtually a DB that will fit in a student's backpack and can be carried on a bicycle to gigs.............
The last committee came up with this

idea, but the squirrels had a real hard time keeping up and the number of acorns used to run it depleted the deer's food supply.......

 

[farmerdude]

...damn.... I gues talkbass is recession proof

 

[Greg Clinkingbeard]

...damn.... I gues talkbass is recession proof

Hey Farmerboy? Do you raise Shorthorns or Longhorns or something like that?

 

[Greg Clinkingbeard]

Tinkerbell! Is that you?

Um, Clink, is that an, er, matrimonial aid attached to that dog's chin?

That little thing??? Don't insult me.

 

[Greg Clinkingbeard]

In keeping with "green" things, AL Gore, and associated "sky is falling" predictors, it has now been mandated to form a committee to see if a committee is plausible and possible to do a scientific study utilizing three or four fired grafting political bozos with the aid of Microsoft technicians and Apple technicians to make a DB in a small enough size that still is virtually a DB that will fit in a student's backpack and can be carried on a bicycle to gigs.............
The last committee came up with this

idea, but the squirrels had a real hard time keeping up and the number of acorns used to run it depleted the deer's food supply.......

Now you've done it. First, Eric mentions a Prius and now you have to bring Al Gore into this.

Fitzi will have to close this down for a Political Discussion Violation.

 

[Eric Swanson]

Hey Farmerboy? Do you raise Shorthorns or Longhorns or something like that?

Respect, for keeping track of where we are in this tune.

 

[Greg Clinkingbeard]

Respect, for keeping track of where we are in this tune.

What. Did we go outside? You want Bb blues????? Just playing what we feel..........

 

[Eric Swanson]

I am waiting for someone to verbally unite "gore," "short horn," and that protuberance festooning your dog's mandible.

I seem to lack the chops.

At the top, in Bb...

 

[TroyK]

I am waiting for someone to verbally unite "gore," "short horn," and that protuberance festooning your dog's mandible.

I seem to lack the chops.

At the top, in Bb...

You short horns may feel threatened and I'm sorry for the gory image, but I think the produberance in that dog's mouth might be the same one that was making the bulge in Zappa's trousers. Yowza!

EDIT, I've got too many off topic threads going at once and I'm mixing them up. For the Zappa's trousers reference, please see Name Calling etc, under "Off Topic"

 

[Eric Swanson]

We have a winner! Bonus points for tying the two threads together...

Thanks for bringing the dream to life, Trike.

- Earache

 

[Treyzer]

Wow.....

Talk about "Thriving from a Riff" and taking it way outside.....

Never has so much been done with so little...... Only jazzers could make up so much improvisation from one little lost EB guy....

CLASSIC my respect to one and all

T