vbass said:
She was so mad at him, that she just couldn't find the time to make his favorite stew which was flavored with thyme.
Mike
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one bad pun...
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She was so mad at him, that she just couldn't find the time to make his favorite stew which was flavored with thyme.
Mike
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Michael Jewels said:She was so mad at him, that she just couldn't find the time to make his favorite stew which was flavored with thyme.
Mike
When you have to emphasize the pun with bold typeface, then it just isn't worth saying it.
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This man races into a psychiatrist's office and says quite quickly, "Doctor, I'm a wigwam. I'm a teepee." The doctor says, "Calm down! You're two tents."
thanks guys, been needing some crappy humour to cheer me up. been a crap week. i love you all. =)
The fact that we live in such a litigious society may affect the upcoming Holiday season. Kris Kringle, Father Christmas and good old St.Nick may be legally prevented from distributing presents this year; lawyers are blaming it on the santa clause.
Mike
Mike
We had to take the pony to the vet recently. It seemed to have a problem with it's throat. The vet said everything was fine, it was just a little horse.
Honk Honk!
Long live the flock!
Honk Honk!
Long live the flock!
The lemon salesman knew he needed to find a new line of work; he was growing bitter towards his job. 
Mike
Mike
A grizzly bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a mug of beer,
and...
and...
and...
and a bag of potato chips."
The bartender replies, "Why the big paws?"
A few stools down in that same bar, Kevin the Carpenter was having a few with his helper, whom he suspected had been stealing from him for some time. He looked his helper straight in the eye and asked, "I want you to level with me."
A few more stools down was a young lad (of legal drinking age
) who was having a few to steady his nerves before starting his new job the next day, which was milking cows. He had been kicked in the head by a cow when he was a child. He was udderly terrified of cows.
Back to work. (lucky for you guys)
Mike
and...
and...
and...
and a bag of potato chips."
The bartender replies, "Why the big paws?"
A few stools down in that same bar, Kevin the Carpenter was having a few with his helper, whom he suspected had been stealing from him for some time. He looked his helper straight in the eye and asked, "I want you to level with me."
A few more stools down was a young lad (of legal drinking age
) who was having a few to steady his nerves before starting his new job the next day, which was milking cows. He had been kicked in the head by a cow when he was a child. He was udderly terrified of cows. Back to work. (lucky for you guys)
Mike
Good morning. 
Now, down to business.
Sammy the sweet potato was a student of deep philosophical thought.
One day, as he lay ripening in the field, it finally came to him; he exclaimed: I think, threrefore I yam.
Mike
Now, down to business.
Sammy the sweet potato was a student of deep philosophical thought.
One day, as he lay ripening in the field, it finally came to him; he exclaimed: I think, threrefore I yam.
Mike
Sweet!(potato)Michael Jewels said:Good morning.
Now, down to business.
Sammy the sweet potato was a student of deep philosophical thought.
One day, as he lay ripening in the field, it finally came to him; he exclaimed: I think, threrefore I yam.
Mike
