one bad pun...

[Eric Cameron]

::starts whacking people with rubber chicken::

You all owe me a quarter each in pun tax!!!

::whacks one more time for good measure::

Rock on
Eric

 

[lbanks]

::starts whacking people with rubber chicken::

You all owe me a quarter each in pun tax!!!

::whacks one more time for good measure::

Rock on
Eric

Hmmm, you must be a pun-dent!

 

[ZonPlyr]

Two nuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

 

[Michael Jewels]

Lisa Jalopy desperately wanted a late model auto, but just didn't have the cash. So, she made one of those long-term rental arrangements, and now she's known as Lisa Newcar.

Mike

 

[Michael Jewels]

Dr. Cantwaitaminute was always in a hurry. Everything had to be done right then and there. He frequently lost his temper. Eventually he lost his patience.

Mike

 

[Michael Jewels]

Mr. & Mrs. Lowvoltageelectrictythatmessesupclothing were not getting along. He was very upset; she was looking forward to the prospect of starting a new life, and going back to using her maiden name again. Some people said that soon she would be happy again, others said that soon she would be ecstatic.

Mike

 

[khay0s]

Seriously, I don't know whether to pun-ch you guys or subscribe to this thread. This is worse than the Socrates thread.
Leigh

 

[lbanks]

Seriously, I don't know whether to pun-ch you guys or subscribe to this thread. This is worse than the Socrates thread.
Leigh

Come on and join in! You might win the free cou-pun.

 

[Reverend G-Money]

bad one...

a bird owner knew his bird was sick.. took it to the vet and found out his bird had chirpies. It's a canarial disease that's untweetable..

 

[Ívar Þórólfsson]

bad one...

a bird owner knew his bird was sick.. took it to the vet and found out his bird had chirpies. It's a canarial disease that's untweetable..

For some odd reason I found this funny.

 

[Michael Jewels]

Mr. Froggy never paid attention to parking signs, until one day his car was toad.



Mike

 

[lbanks]

Mr. Froggy never paid attention to parking signs, until one day his car was toad.



Mike

Bah! You had to jump for that one! [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

 

[Michael Jewels]

Lou, who lived in the marshy, back-water swamps of Louisiana, called his friend, Dave, who lived out in the desert.

Lou asked Dave if it was hot out in the desert; Dave asked Lou, "How's bayou?"

Mike

 

[driver800]

Q: What do you call a Hippie's wife?




A: Missippi

 

[FenderBender]

Whats the difference between a tribe of Pigmys and a womens track team??? One is a bunch of cunning runts!

 

[Michael Jewels]

Mr. Linguine tried to hold up the First National Bank Of Ravioli, but the security guards were sharp; he never made it pasta front door.

Mike

 

[Jace The Bass]

Seriously, I don't know whether to pun-ch you guys or subscribe to this thread. This is worse than the Socrates thread.
Leigh

I'm beginning to think the same thing

BOOOOO! to this thread

 

[lbanks]

I'm beginning to think the same thing

BOOOOO! to this thread

I don't think you have a ghost of a chance of getting it closed.

 

[Michael Jewels]

I don't think you have a ghost of a chance of getting it closed.

That's the spirit, lbanks.

Mike

 

[tappel]

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve your type around here." The mushroom says, " Why not? I'm a fun guy."