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one bad pun...

#61
A truck carrying several tons of miniature oranges was in a head-on collision with another semi. The resulting force squished all of the fruit and released the juice. As the orange wave approached oncoming traffic, one driver was heard to shout:

Look out, it's a satsunami!
 
#63
Michael Jewels said:
The lovable, super-popular queen of TV talk shows, the one who recently gave away $27 million dollars worth of brand new cars was having trouble with gas lately, so she went to the best gastroenterologist in the world, and now she's cured.

Yes, my friends, I'm referring to Oprah Windfree. :hiding: :rollno:

Mike :D
Click to expand...
*Ahem*
That Blows!:D

Thank you, Ladies and Germs, I'll be here all week!
 
#67
Anne was a bashful girl who lived in the capital of the state that's bordered by South Dakota, Nebraska, Colorado, Utah, Idaho and Montana.

Anne was also deeply in debt.

She was going to borrow money to pay off her debts from the ruthless loan shark, Mr. Ming, but when her brother heard of this he told her that he would lend her the money.

His exact words were, "Shy Anne, why owe Ming?." :hiding:

Mike :p :D
 
#69
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
 

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